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Hope the food there isn't too punny! 🤪🏥
50 Funny medical quotes
I will never understand why every patient takes almost an hour with the doctor, but when I go in, I’m out in less than five minutes.
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Guess I'm just too healthy for their liking! 🤷♂️🏥😂
Capri Sun packages were designed to teach kids how to do emergency tracheotomies.
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Those Capri Sun packs are basically pre-med school for the juice-obsessed! 😂🧃👨⚕️
Got a botched circumcision, now my willy wonka.
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Talk about a chocolate factory malfunction 🍫😅🚧
I had a healthy appendix removed, just to show the other organs that I will not tolerate any bullshit.
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Who knew the appendix was the first organ to be voted off the island? 🤨🏝️ #AppendixEviction
Asking doctors about nutrition is like asking software engineers about printers, they really have no idea.
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Trying to get a printer to work is like trying to teach a cat to fetch—you're just setting yourself up for a lot of confusion and maybe a little chaos! 😂🖨️🐱
Hiking in your 40s is a great way to meet new people. Today I met two paramedics, three nurses, a cardiologist, and nearly met Jesus.
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Sounds like an intense networking event! Hope you didn't exchange addresses with Jesus just yet! 🥾🚑😂
It was a complicated 17-hour surgery, but they finally managed to separate the art from the artist.
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Guess they finally found the scalpel that slices through controversy! 🎨✂️😂
My favorite game is to guess if my headache is due to dehydration, migraine, malnutrition, stress, lack of sleep, poor position, or a brain tumor.
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Ah yes, the classic game of "What's Ruining My Day?"—it's like playing a dysfunctional version of Clue! 🤔🕵️♀️💊
My doctor just diagnosed me with anxiety and constipation. Now I’m worried shitless.
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Feeling a bit backed up on worries now, aren't we? 😂💩🩺