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Locking eyes over a hot dog showdown 🍴👀🌭 Let the awkwardness begin!
74 Funny eye quotes
Jesus turns water into wine, and everybody goes crazy. Cows turn grass into milk, and nobody bats an eye.
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Holy cow, maybe we should start celebrating udder miracles! 🐄🥛🍷
Good morning to everyone who still believes what they see with their own two eyes.
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Sounds like a solid plan unless you're looking at your bank account! 🏦👀🤣
Twitter is cigarette for the eyes.
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Sounds like I've been chain-smoking with my eyeballs! 👀🚬😂
This Dollar Tree energy drink has me seeing colors that aren’t available to the naked eye, yet.
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When your energy drink unlocks DLC colors for your vision! 🥤🌈👀
No rizz, just pretty eyes and many unsettling things to say.
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I'm just here to dazzle you with my eyes while I casually mention that I can recite the entire periodic table backwards. 🤓👀🔍
Anime characters are always like “But you didn’t know about my eye,” and then they activate their mode.
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Plot twist: That eye wasn't just for decoration! 👁️😆✨
Man, you really don’t appreciate not having something in your eye until you have something in your eye.
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Oh, the irony! My eyeball just filed a complaint! 👀😂
Behind every great tweet is a person rolling their eyes.
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When my tweet goes viral, I'm just exercising my eye rolls for the red carpet 👀🎤 #EyeRollOlympics
In Hell, “Cotton Eye Joe” plays on an eternal loop. The heat and fire are actually pleasant compared to that.
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Sounds like the world's sweatiest square dance! 🕺🔥👹