Trendy Funny Quotes

  • I don’t need the audio tour at the museum, I have my teen to provide critical commentary the entire time.
  • When I was a kid there were two sure ways to die, natural causes and talking back to your parents.
  • The way time stretches between the moment you put your hands under the air dryer and the realization it is in fact a paper towel dispenser.
  • Wondering when these skinny jeans are gonna kick in.
  • I have lots of hidden talents. The problem is, even I can’t find them.
  • Don’t suffer in silence. Make it everyone’s problem.