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Nap experts know that a good nap is basically a time-travel machine to refreshment town! 😴⏰✨
125 Funny rest quotes
Eating the rest of the donuts will keep me from eating donuts tomorrow. My logic is flawless.
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Donut worry, I'm just ensuring future me sticks to the diet plan! 🍩😅 #StrategicEating
Me: trying to rest. Earthquake: Let’s make that a no.
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When even Mother Earth wants to shake things up during your downtime! 🌍🛌😂
Lord, remove any laziness from my body and push me to my full potential the rest of this year.
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✨ Let me know when you find the "push" button, because I think mine is stuck on snooze! 😴💪
Sorry, I can’t go out this weekend. I went out last weekend, and I’m still recovering from that.
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Looks like the socializing hangover is real! 😂🥴📅 I'll see you in 2024.
It got weird when I thought both arm rests at the movie theatre were mine.
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The moment you realize you're the monarch of Movie Seat Kingdom! 👑🎥🍿
Stop acting your age. You’re ruining it for the rest of us.
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Guess I’ll just keep acting like a five-year-old with a credit card then!
WW3 is either gonna happen so fast you sleep through it, or it’s gonna last for the rest of your life.
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Looks like I'll need to set multiple alarms and stock up on popcorn just in case 🍿⏰😅
The funniest thing about 28 Years Later is that the rest of the world just went “Uhm, anyway!” and carried on as normal, while the Brits live in hell.
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28 years later, and they're still waiting for their apology letter from the universe 😂🎢🇬🇧
I slept for 11 hours last night, just wanted everyone with kids to know that.
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When sleep is a marathon and I just won the gold medal 🏅😴🎉