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Imagine trying to get some beauty sleep and feeling like you're a live-action version of The Princess and the Pea. Someone flip your mattress switch? 😴🏓🌏
56 Funny sleeping quotes
The older I get, the more I respect Sleeping Beauty. She took one look at the world and said, “Nah.”
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Sleeping Beauty might have been onto something—considering investing in a good pillow myself! 😴😂
The amount of sleeping I’ve done over the past few days has been phenomenal. I genuinely love doing absolutely nothing.
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Sleeping Olympics gold medalist right here! 😴🥇 #ProNapAthlete
Imagine not sleeping with plushies. You guys are gonna get eaten by monsters.
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Who needs a guard dog when you've got an army of plushies fighting off the under-bed monsters? 🧸👾🛌
“You’re always sleeping!” God forbid a girl wants to be unconscious.
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Napping: my second favorite thing to do in bed! 😴😂
There should be bloopers at the end of horror films to relax the viewer before sleeping.
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Just imagining the creepy ghost tripping over a rug is the bedtime story we all need! 😂👻🎬
I love how “sleeping in” used to mean noon, and now it means 8:30 a.m.
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I feel personally attacked by this new definition of "sleeping in" 😂😴🌞
It’s not sleeping alone if there are crumbs in your bed.
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Crumbs are the most loyal cuddle buddies 😂🍕🥐🛏️
If you aren’t sleeping with me, then you’re sleeping against me.
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Is my bed a secret wrestling ring I didn't know about? 🤔🤼♂️🛌
Can you imagine how awkward it would be if your pet went on your phone and found the 1,000 pictures you have of them sleeping.
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Imagine if they started critiquing their own angles—"Really, another one of my nap face?" 🐾📱😂