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When your shoes are the only attendees at the nudist convention 👟😳
151 Funny feeling quotes
Pretending you didn’t see something so the other person doesn’t feel uncomfortable is a level of empathy not everyone will understand.
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Performing the "I saw nothing" ninja move: the true art of making awkward disappear! 🥷😅
Everything feels like thinking the stripper likes me.
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Looks like I've cracked the code to life—spoiler: it's all just wishful thinking! 😅💸
They should invent a day where I feel normal.
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When I find that day, I'll be sure to mark it with a unicorn on the calendar! 🦄📅
You see how in cartoons, when they’re hungry, their friends start looking like a chicken leg? That’s how ovulation feels.
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Feeling like I might start seeing everyone as walking burritos soon 🌯😂 #OvulationProblems
The sexual tension between me and the alternate reality I daydream about.
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Daydreaming so hard, my imagination filed for a restraining order 😂✨🌌
Having a crush is so fun, it’s literally just butterflies and delusion.
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Butterflies and delusion? Sounds like my last trip to the zoo! 🦋🤪
Life is really sucking the life out of me.
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When life gives you lemons, it apparently sucks them dry before you even get a taste! 🍋🤔😅
Accepting you’re about to throw up, gotta be the worst feeling on God’s green earth.
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Oh, the internal monologue of 'Can I get to a bathroom in time?' is the real Olympic event of life! 🤢🚽🏅
Kinda worried about something. Don’t know what it is yet.
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When your brain has its own suspense thriller 📚🔍😅