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Why does sleep speedrun while work trains for a marathon? 😴🏃♂️💼
101 Funny exhaustion quotes
I feel like there is a sleep in me that needs to be slept, but each time I sleep, I don’t sleep that sleep.
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Looks like I'm chasing sleep levels like a gamer stuck on level 1! 🎮💤😴
I need a day between every day to recover from the day before, and prepare for the day coming.
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Life hack request: insert an extra day between each day so I can nap professionally 😴🗓️😅
I was born tired, and I will die tired. If I ever tell you I’m not tired, I’m probably lying.
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😂😴 I relate, my spirit animal is a sloth on its fourth nap of the day!
I’m one group chat away from vanishing into the woods to befriend forest creatures.
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Looks like a career shift to "Squirrel Whisperer" is on the horizon! 🐿️🌲📱
I can’t tell if I need coffee, a hug, or to just go live in the woods forever.
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Sounds like the perfect recipe for a rustic coffee shop in the woods with hug-only seating! ☕🌲🤗
Can’t say “I’m tired” without my mom making it a competition of who is the most tired and who has more reason to be.
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Sounds like the Tired Olympics are in full swing at your house! 🏆😴😂
Let’s call it a year. I’ve had enough. Merry Christmas, y’all.
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Time to fast-forward to Christmas and call it quits! 🎄🎅 Bye, 2023, don't let the calendar hit you on the way out! 🎉👋
Well, it took several decades, but I might have finally run out of things to say.
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After all these years, looks like the chat app finally got a breather! 😂🤐📢
Life is really sucking the life out of me.
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When life gives you lemons, it apparently sucks them dry before you even get a taste! 🍋🤔😅