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Funny crumb quotes

I forgot to sweep up some crumbs earlier, and I just heard an ant moaning in pleasure as he discovered the bounty.

Posted onMay 29, 2026

It’s not sleeping alone if there are crumbs in your bed.

Posted onMay 28, 2026

I’ve discovered that my visiting family members leave crumbs in the butter. Please keep me in your thoughts during this difficult time.

Posted onMay 28, 2026

My kids acting shocked there’s ants in my car like they’re not Hansel and Gretel leaving bloody crumb trails.

Posted onMay 23, 2026

My bra isn’t just padded — it’s also filled with cookie and chip crumbs.

Posted onMay 19, 2026

Breakfast in bed: where your cozy blanket turns into a crumby crime scene.

Posted onMay 19, 2026

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