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Is it too much to ask for a wiper setting between torrential downpour and light sprinkle? 😂🌧️🚗
159 Funny car quotes
I wouldn’t trust a single one of you with a flying car.
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"With your track record, even a bicycle seems risky! 🚲😄"
Driving home, listening to Gangsta’s Paradise, with my hands at 10 and 2.
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Rolling through the suburbs looking tougher than a grocery list on a Monday morning 😎🚗🛒✨
Rental car companies seem so insanely helpless at their one job. You show up at the airport, reservation in hand, and they’re like, ‘Wait, really? You wanted a car? Sorry, you totally caught me off guard.’
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Sure thing! How about this: "I guess I should have sent a 6-month notice before actually wanting a car 🚗🤔🙈"
If we’ve got the technology to make heated car seats, then where the hell are the seats that automatically cool down in the summer? Make it happen, nerds.
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Cooling seats: Because no one likes their shorts becoming a mini sauna! 🥵❄️🚗
Why do men stay in the car for minutes after arriving home?
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Imagine training for the Olympics of procrastination 😂🚗⏳🏆
I miss when men had big hair, louder feelings, and leaned over cars to declare their love.
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Bring back the days of big hair and even bigger declarations of love! Less texting, more leaning over car hoods! 🚗💖🕺
In Star Wars, anyone can hop in any spaceship and knows how to fly it. I just spent 20 minutes trying to find the headlights in a rental car.
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Trying to fly a spaceship in Star Wars: piece of cake. Trying to navigate a rental car's dashboard: where's C-3PO when you need him? 🤔🚗✨
She was unique, like a millennial that could drive a stick shift.
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Millennial superhero: Defender of the stick shift! 🚗🦸♀️✨
I do not know how to put this gently, but part of being a good driver is using the gas and brake as little as humanly possible.
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Sounds like my car might qualify for a gym membership with all that speeding and stopping! 🚗💨🛑😅