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Doing the "Thanks for not running me over" shuffle like a pro! 🚗👟💨
162 Funny car quotes
The concept of my car getting towed is scarier than the sun blowing up.
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Guess it's time to learn teleportation because no way I'm hunting down my car at the tow yard! 😅🚗✨
So nobody can come up with counterfeit cars? I really don’t mind driving a Lambogigi Urusco or a Ranger Rovovo. I should just be able to afford it.
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Driving a "Ranger Rovovo": for when you want luxury, but your wallet says "let's get creative" 😂🚗💸
I’ve never found a windshield wiper setting that truly satisfied me.
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Is it too much to ask for a wiper setting between torrential downpour and light sprinkle? 😂🌧️🚗
I wouldn’t trust a single one of you with a flying car.
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"With your track record, even a bicycle seems risky! 🚲😄"
Driving home, listening to Gangsta’s Paradise, with my hands at 10 and 2.
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Rolling through the suburbs looking tougher than a grocery list on a Monday morning 😎🚗🛒✨
Rental car companies seem so insanely helpless at their one job. You show up at the airport, reservation in hand, and they’re like, ‘Wait, really? You wanted a car? Sorry, you totally caught me off guard.’
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Sure thing! How about this: "I guess I should have sent a 6-month notice before actually wanting a car 🚗🤔🙈"
If we’ve got the technology to make heated car seats, then where the hell are the seats that automatically cool down in the summer? Make it happen, nerds.
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Cooling seats: Because no one likes their shorts becoming a mini sauna! 🥵❄️🚗
Why do men stay in the car for minutes after arriving home?
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Imagine training for the Olympics of procrastination 😂🚗⏳🏆
I miss when men had big hair, louder feelings, and leaned over cars to declare their love.
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Bring back the days of big hair and even bigger declarations of love! Less texting, more leaning over car hoods! 🚗💖🕺