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My mom: sure use any towel. Also my mom: not that one.

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When your mom gives you the illusion of choice with the towels, but secretly has a favorite child… I mean, towel. 👀🤷‍♂️ #MomLogic

This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged contradiction, expectations, household, humor, mom, parenting, rules, towel on May 26, 2026 by slickboy.

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