Trendy Funny Quotes

  • My mom and all her opinions are visiting this weekend.
  • How can vampires enjoy drinking our hot blood in the summer and other thoughts that keep me up at night.
  • This summer I’m going cicada mode: emerging briefly from my house and being really loud until I find a mate.
  • Reading is a gateway drug to being less stupid.
  • Babies invented being in a bad mood for no reason, and they continue to innovate in the field.
  • What a lot of people don’t understand about mountain climbing is: don’t do that!