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"Looks like someone's got a case of the 'worldly' arms! 🌍💪 Maybe start with some earthly exercises to tone those upper arms and conquer your cosmic concerns! 🌎😅"

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Reminder that you need to be scrolling all day to monitor the situation.

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Everyone’s gangsta until grandma grabs that wooden spoon.

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2 months ago

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8 pm to 10 pm on a weeknight is the shortest that two hours can possibly be.

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2 months ago

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How many times does one have to open the fridge door before cake appears inside?

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2 months ago

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Earth is hard.

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2 months ago

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It’s so much easier to suggest solutions when you don’t know too much about the problem.

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2 months ago

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48 shares on Instagram this month:

Is it okay for me to start drinking as soon as the kids are at school, or am I just a terrible teacher?

90 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Dropped my skinny boyfriend between the bed and the wall like a vape or a TV remote.

20 shares on Twitch this month:

She was rare. Like a parking spot in the front row on a rainy day.

16 shares on Messenger this month:

I love traveling because I love to check if I have my passport every 3-4 minutes.

32 shares on Facebook this month:

The worst part of getting struck by lightning is everyone seeing your skeleton.

69 shares on YouTube this month:

“It’s Raining Men” and “Let the Bodies Hit the Floor” are the same song from different points of view.

94 shares on Messenger this month:

Grateful for independence mostly because British food is gross.

21 shares on TikTok this month:

Handsome, you better get to the point, my beer buzz is starting to wear off.

11 shares on X this month:

Bro, you gotta try this high-protein Caesar salad, cold brew, air fryer, overnight oats recipe I found on Instagram.

77 shares on Facebook this month:

I have some cake and now I’m eating it too. Not seeing the problem here.

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Last time I laid on his chest, I heard girls in there laughing at me.

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I don’t wish anyone strife in their relationship but I do wish my neighbors would enunciate a little more when they fight so I can hear better.

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Clubbing is a phase that you must go through and get over.

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I bought a “How to Be Spontaneous” course… it starts in six months.

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I am losing touch with reality and I couldn’t be happier.

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So stupid how New York is actually as cool as everyone says.

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When your kids embarrass you in public, the only way out is to turn away in disgust and mutter loudly, “Who raised you?”

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Here’s to another day of outward smiles and inward screams.

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The word aerobics comes from two Greek words: aero, meaning “ability to,” and bics, meaning “withstand tremedous boredom.”

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My biggest fear about becoming a zombie is all the walking that I’d have to do.

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I need a long hot meteor shower.

Live now on TikTok:

I always need to pee, but it’s just because my heart is so big it pushes on my bladder.

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If I was a fish, I’d be smoking all the seaweed.

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I received a DM telling me that I’ve offended some of you. I’m truly sorry; I meant to offend all of you.

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Can’t wait to put up holiday lights so life can be equally crappy but festively so.

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Stop blaming everyone for all of your problems. Pick one person you hate, and blame them for everything.

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Sometimes I have to remind myself to put down my iPhone, go outside, and judge people in person.

Just landed via Pinterest:

My toxic trait is binging a show too fast, then getting sad when I have nothing to watch.

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Everyone has these three colleagues: The one who is always cold. The one who is always hungry. The one who is always tired. I am everything in one.

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A relationship is like a shark, it looks better on TV.

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My problem areas are my upper arms and earth.

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Reminder that you need to be scrolling all day to monitor the situation.

Everyone’s gangsta until grandma grabs that wooden spoon.

8 pm to 10 pm on a weeknight is the shortest that two hours can possibly be.

How many times does one have to open the fridge door before cake appears inside?

Earth is hard.

It’s so much easier to suggest solutions when you don’t know too much about the problem.

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