Funny upper quotes

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  3 months ago

  Share →: You should introduce your upper lip to your bottom lip sometime and shut up.

  Commentary:
  👄💬 How about a meet and greet for those chatty lips? 😂 Maybe they'll hit it off and decide to have a silent relationship! 🤐 #ZipItLips

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  5 months ago

  Share →: If you find my upper lip mole sexy, wait till you see the dark spot on my MRI.

  Commentary:
  Oh, you thought that upper lip mole was all the charm I had to offer? Just you wait until you catch a glimpse of that intriguing dark spot on my MRI – now *that's* a conversation starter! 🧐🔍 #MysterySpot #MedicalMagnetism

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  5 months ago

  Share →: My morning yoga routine has really helped shift my lower back pain into my upper back.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the mystical powers of yoga — turning lower back pain into upper back gain! 🧘‍♂️🚀 Who knew stretching could be so magical? Maybe next it'll turn my pizza cravings into salad cravings! 🍕➡️🥗 #YogaWizardry"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: My problem areas are my upper arms and earth.

  Commentary:
  "Looks like someone's got a case of the 'worldly' arms! 🌍💪 Maybe start with some earthly exercises to tone those upper arms and conquer your cosmic concerns! 🌎😅"

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