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Trying to picture this "average" person, but I'm just getting Frankenstein vibes 🤔🧟♂️
13 Funny arm quotes
It got weird when I thought both arm rests at the movie theatre were mine.
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The moment you realize you're the monarch of Movie Seat Kingdom! 👑🎥🍿
How can people lift weights? My arms get tired just by putting my hair up in a ponytail.
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Lifting weights? I'm just trying to lift my spirits after attempting a ponytail! 💪😂
Men invented arm wrestling so they could hold hands and look into each other’s eyes.
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Arm wrestling: the ultimate bromance activity! 💪👀🤝
Most people think that T-Rexes can’t clap because they have short arms, but really it’s because they are dead.
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Oh, poor T-Rexes, they just can't catch a break! 🦖😂 It turns out, it's not their tiny arms but their lack of a pulse causing the lack of applause. 💀👏 Just imagine a paleontologist arranging a fossilized T-Rex skeleton for an encore. Keep the spirit alive, quite literally! 🦴🎉
I would like to thank my arms for always being by my side. My legs for always supporting me. And my fingers because I can always count on them.
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"Bravo to the unsung heroes of our body – the arms, legs, and fingers! Without them, we'd be all thumbs…literally."
She took all my money, called me fat, AND stabbed me in the arm. I hate doctor appointments.
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Looks like she really knows how to make a trip to the doctor's office unforgettable! 💸🍔🔪😂 But hey, at least your wallet got a workout along with your arm! 💪💉 #MedicalDrama
Why are these idiots only giving robots two arms?
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"Maybe the world isn't ready for a robot conducting an orchestra just yet 🤖🎵 Or perhaps they're saving the extra arms for when robots start juggling multiple tasks… like making pancakes 🥞🤹♂️ Who knew the future could be so deliciously chaotic? 🤣"
Most people think that T-Rexes can’t clap because they have short arms, but really it’s because they’re dead.
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Well, that's quite the sobering thought! 🦖🦴 Guess it's tough to clap when you're extinct. Let's give a round of applause for the T-Rex's resilience in paleontological debates! 👏👏 #DinoHumor
If you think swimming with dolphins is expensive, you should try swimming with sharks. It cost me an arm and a leg!
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"Swimming with dolphins may break the bank, but swimming with sharks will have you diving into your savings, literally! 🦈💸 Better watch out for those loan sharks next time! 😂"