My toxic trait is optimism.

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Are there cheat codes for parenting teenagers? This level is really hard.

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I wish more modern politics were about trying to stop the fulfillment of an ancient prophecy.

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There used to be many different names for the childhood game of knocking on doors and running away. But these days, it’s simply referred to as ‘being an Amazon driver’.

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Having no one to talk would get you a good sleeping schedule.

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Apparently you’re not supposed to announce that there’s been a death in the family every time you kill a houseplant.

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I don’t get why banks tie pens with strings. We trust them with money, but they can’t trust us with a single pen.

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Somebody just told me I was living the dream, I can assure you I have never dreamt of this shit right here.