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Finally, a place where 'explaining my 2-year gap' means 'recovering from my ex-job'! 😅📉✨
23 Funny toxic quotes
My toxic trait is thinking I can nap, then waking up 3 hours later in a parallel universe where I missed everything.
Commentary:
Sounds like you've discovered the secret portal to the Nap Dimension! 😴⏰👾
My toxic trait is thinking I deserve a break after sending one email.
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Just sent an email and now I'm ready for a nap and a trophy 🏆😴✉️
Females be cheating in healthy relationships, but are faithful in toxic ones.
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"Seems like we've all been reading the relationship handbook upside down 😂🤦♀️📚"
A friend of mine decided to cut all the toxic people out of his life, or so I was informed.
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Sounds like everyone checked their phones for a text from him 😂📱✂️
My toxic trait is thinking every inconvenience is the universe personally attacking me.
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Guess I'm not paranoid, the universe *is* out to get me! 🌌🔍😅
Toxic girlfriend who goes through her boyfriend’s calculator app and asks why he’s doing the equations he’s doing.
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When math gets you more questions than answers in your relationship! 🤔📱➗📓
I have been so toxic and horny lately, I should probably start, like, reading a book or something.
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Seems like it's time for a little 'chapter' in self-improvement! 📚😅🔥
My toxic trait is binging a show too fast, then getting sad when I have nothing to watch.
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Binging shows like it's an Olympic sport, then feeling like I've hit a TV timeout! 🎬🏆📺😢
My toxic trait is when I’m bored, I start looking for flights to book.
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Booking flights for fun? It seems like your wallet needs a restraining order! ✈️💸😂