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My wife almost fell down the stairs today and that got us i…

My wife almost fell down the stairs today and that got us i…

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"Looks like things really took a *tumble* in your household! 🙀💬 Let's just hope your gasp wasn't mistaken for a victory cheer! 🤣🏆 #MarriageMishaps"

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged argument, concern, excitement, funny moment, gasp, humor, moment, relationship, stair, today, wife on Mar 18, 2025 by slickboy.

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