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Nothing like a meteor shower to remind you that burning out can still be breathtaking.

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Oh no, a login from a new device? And that device is my phone? The one that I use every single day? And the location is my house, you say? Thank you so much for warning me. I will contact Interpol.

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Mario Kart turned out to be the best training for winter driving.

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I’m not shaking hands anymore. You may bow or kneel down.

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Let’s ride this misunderstanding into the sunset.

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They lie on the job descriptions, so lie on your resume.

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The divorce process is easier than breaking up with your hair stylist.

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Texting my boss to let him know how excited I am for work tomorrow.

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To accommodate the size of my wife’s new water bottle, we’ve replaced the passenger seat of her car with a cupholder.

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I had an irrational fear of bees until I saw My Girl and it became rational.

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First responders? You mean reply guys?

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Having someone sing you to sleep is so comforting, until you realize you are the only one in the room.

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It’s that time of year where every jacket you choose is wrong.

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If it ain’t broke, my kids haven’t used it yet.

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I didn’t mean to mimic your voice, I just had to know what it felt like to sound like that.

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We go together like coffee and cigarettes.

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I haven’t worn a trench coat since a random man in his 60s said to me “what are you looking for, detective?”

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One or the other, Lord – I can’t be broke and heartbroken.

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“Time After Time” is my favorite song about doing the dishes.

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You gotta act cool, calm, and collected around liquid eyeliner because it can sense your fear.

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I need to stop saying “Oppa Gagnam Style!” to fill in awkward pauses in conversation.

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New term for people with jobs: emploids.

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Gollum is like, “Actually, this is my emotional support precious.”

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One sec, lemme just find the off switch for my brain.

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Tom and Jerry fooled me into thinking dogs bullied cats when it’s the opposite in reality.

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My boss doesn’t want dogs in the office. But he didn’t say anything about alpacas.

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Getting older is so fun. Your life goals slowly transition from things like ‘land a dream job’ to ‘successfully grow a cherry tomato.’

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Nothing makes you regret an outfit choice faster than when you see teens looking at you and whispering.

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When you have bad handwriting, notes to yourself are just fun little riddles you get to solve later.

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I have some cake and now I’m eating it too. Not seeing the problem here.

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Not right now. I’m manifesting.

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Do I need to have seen the Tokyo Olympics in order to understand the Paris ones?

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When I eat rotisserie chicken, I like to pretend that I’m performing an autopsy.

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Money is always a motive for murder. Stay broke.

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Marry the man who treats your dumb questions like they’re NASA-level problems.

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I’m actually really good looking if you don’t look at me.

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My wife almost fell down the stairs today and that got us into a heated argument whether my gasp was out of concern or excitement.

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