My wife almost fell down the stairs today and that got us into a heated argument whether my gasp was out of concern or excitement. Posted on2 months ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppCommentary:"Looks like things really took a *tumble* in your household! ๐๐ฌ Let's just hope your gasp wasn't mistaken for a victory cheer! ๐คฃ๐ #MarriageMishaps" Related Funny Quotes ๐ค Marriage tip: If your wife goes silent in the middle of an argument, you probably shouldnโt ask if you can go back to mowing the lawn. I miss the days when our biggest argument was whether West Coast or East Coast rap was better. I will never understand people who donโt gasp dramatically at rainbows. Someone is probably in the worst argument of their life right now. LOL! Not sure if โlife hackโ exactly, but I fell down the stairs and now my whole family is being so nice and catering to my needs.