My wife almost fell down the stairs today and that got us into a heated argument whether my gasp was out of concern or excitement. Funny Quotes September 22, 2023 FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppMy wife almost fell down the stairs today and that got us into a heated argument whether my gasp was out of concern or excitement. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 I was not prepared for my knees to sound like someone is breaking spaghetti noodles in half every time I go up the stairs. I always take two stairs at a time, that way if I fall, it’s only half the distance. 50% of parenting is just trying to decide if that noise is worth walking up all of those stairs. Is it ‘My wife and I’ or ‘Me and my wife’? Anyway, we just robbed a liquor store. I would rather lose you than the argument.
