My wife almost fell down the stairs today and that got us into a heated argument whether my gasp was out of concern or excitement.

My wife almost fell down the stairs today and that got us into a heated argument whether my gasp was out of concern or excitement.

Commentary:
“Looks like things really took a *tumble* in your household! 🙀💬 Let’s just hope your gasp wasn’t mistaken for a victory cheer! 🤣🏆 #MarriageMishaps”

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