171 Funny today quotes

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  “Brace yourselves, world! 🔥 My fabulousness is now in session! 😎✨”

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  “Looks like it’s not just Bieber who’s sweeping the nation now! 🧹😂 #DustbinBieber #CleaningChartsTopper”

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  “Priorities, people! 🤘🎤 Just warming up for my world tour in the shower! 🚿🎶 #RockStarLife”

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  “Mission accomplished if you get a smile! If they block you… well, at least you’re memorable! 😄🚫😂”

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  “Nothing like a sugar-coated existential crisis! 🍩😅 #SweetEscape #TreatYoSelf”

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  “When true love looks like a side dish! 🥔❤️✨ #SpudMates”

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  “Rocking the white pants… or as I like to call them, ‘spill magnets!’ 🍷🩳😅 #LivingDangerously”

  1 week ago

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  “Looks like my thought process took a vacation without me! ✈️🧠😴”

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  “When you realize that interns are basically tomorrow’s procrastination solution, we’re living in the future! 🚀🤓 #DelegationMaster”

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  “Proof that even lazy birds can live the dream! 🐦🪱💤 #TeamBrunchBird”

  2 weeks ago

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