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Maybe the reason you haven’t found your soulmate is because you don’t have a soul.

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Wearing white pants today, so it’s really just a matter of time before I spill something on myself.

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Debugging is like being the detective in a crime where you are also the murderer. Following the clues of an idiot.

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People are too judgmental these days… I can tell just by looking at them.

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I don’t mean to say that I drink a lot of coffee, but Colombian farmers have a photo of me in their wallets.

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Don’t wait for later to eat the cake. Do it now, before another mammal of your household finds it.

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I am not “quiet quitting”, I am suffering from third-degree burnout.

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God: “I told you to love thy neighbor – not start trade wars with them.”

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If I’m not back in five minutes, just wait longer.

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If you’re bored when you’re alone, obviously you’re in bad company.

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Going viral on WeChat:

People that never want to leave the house unite! Separately at our own homes.

Just landed via WeChat:

It’s Monday, but at what cost?

Spreading quickly via TikTok:

Ever since I was a little girl, I knew I wanted to annoy the shit out of a beautiful man for the rest of my life.

Just shared via Discord:

Phone addiction got so bad that watching a movie feels productive.

Just shared via TikTok:

I’m done with dating sites and am now only focusing on food delivery people. They have a job, a car, and most importantly food.

Breaking via YouTube:

Absolute worst time of year to have a secret family. Hands down.

Freshly posted on Snapchat:

I’ll never understand why the volume in movies is always mixed in such a way that you can barely understand the dialog and your neighbor gets war flashbacks during action scenes.

Making waves on Facebook:

Looking forward to eight hours of trying to get four hours of sleep tonight.

Going viral on Snapchat:

Telling an introvert to go to a party is like telling a saint to go to Hell.

Making waves on Messenger:

You never forget your first kiss. Or your first meeting with HR.

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36 Funny argument quotes

Funny argument quotes are like the secret sauce that spices up any verbal showdown, adding a dash of humor and a sprinkle of wit to lighten the mood 😄. Whether you’re in the middle of a friendly debate or just need a clever comeback for your next playful banter 🎉, these quotes bring laughter and a fresh perspective to every conversation. Get ready to chuckle, because sometimes the best way to win an argument is with a giggle 🤣!

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2 hours ago
Share →: I used to have this mental illness, where I thought logical arguments would change someone’s mind.

Commentary:
🤣🧠 Seems like I caught the same bug! Anyone know the cure, or should I just stick to memes and cat videos? 🐱🎥
1 day ago
Share →: I’m at the age where living in the woods and arguing with a raccoon sounds like a peaceful retirement plan.

Commentary:
Trading stocks for snacks with my raccoon accountant! 🦝🌲📈
2 days ago
Share →: Girls ask for help to open a jar, but can throw a couch during an argument.

Commentary:
So true! It's like jars have ninja defense systems but couches? They're just doing cardio! 😂💪🥒🛋️
5 days ago
Share →: Kids don’t love anything as much as they love arguing with each other.

Commentary:
Siblings arguing: the original reality TV show 🎬😂🤦‍♂️
2 weeks ago
Share →: During arguments with idiots, I wish I could throw a flash bang and disappear.

Commentary:
Ninja training: 0% complete. Still working on my disappearing act! 💨🔦🤦‍♂️
3 weeks ago
Share →: Marriage tip: If your wife goes silent in the middle of an argument, you probably shouldn’t ask if you can go back to mowing the lawn.

Commentary:
"Ha! That's the sound of your lawnmower dreaming of freedom! 🚜😅 Better put it on pause, buddy!"
3 weeks ago
Share →: I’m busy watching the vegan couple next door arguing about the Big Mac wrapper I hid in their trash can.

Commentary:
"When your stealth skills are overcooked but the drama is well done! 🍔😂 #Whoopsie"
1 month ago
Share →: Babies are undefeated at debate. Their gibberish is too passionate.

Commentary:
"Can't argue with that logic—I've yet to win a debate against a toddler! 🤷‍♂️👶🗣️ #PassionateGibberish"
2 months ago
Share →: 80% of arguments start because someone hasn’t eaten yet.

Commentary:
"Ah, the 'hangry' monster strikes again! 🍔😡 Just feed it and watch the peace return! 😂"
2 months ago
Share →: Some say the world will end in fire. Others say in ice. Coming up next, our expert panel breaks down the arguments for each side…

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Commentary:
"Breaking news: Team Fire argues global warming. Team Ice counters with ice cream shortage fears. Tune in for the meltdown! 🔥🍦😂"

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Someone from 🇬🇾 has bookmarked:

My body is in shock this morning from having to wake up early and wear hard pants.

Someone from 🇫🇯 has viewed:

I read that Miley Cyrus will be starring in a remake of Silence of the Lambs. She’ll be playing Hannibal Montannibal.

Someone from 🇿🇦 has shared:

I treat people the way I want to be treated by not leaving the house.

Someone from 🇪🇷 has copied:

My new coffee table book, “Accidental Screenshots,” is available for pre-order now.

Someone from 🇷🇼 has downloaded:

All I want is to live well and to die in a manner so bizarre and gruesome it can only be described with a German word.

Someone from 🇷🇴 has viewed:

Kim Kardashian wants her ashes to be scattered in the sea after her death. As if there wasn’t enough plastic there already.

Someone from 🇮🇶 has copied:

Twitter is for people who tried suffering in silence and realized it wasn’t for them.

Someone from 🇫🇮 has copied:

Adulting looked way more affordable in the 90’s. I feel scammed.

Someone from 🇱🇷 has downloaded:

My hair will never allow me to commit any crime; I leave my DNA everywhere.

Someone from 🇪🇷 has downloaded:

Nothing is hungrier than a Roomba that sees a charger cord.

Social Media Log 💫

Spreading quickly via Snapchat:

You were there at the beginning of the Internet if you’ve heard the following: “Get off the web, I need to make a call!”

Making waves on X:

Stores should accept “I bought this while depressed” as a valid reason for a return.

Breaking via Telegram:

A Twitter swear jar could end world hunger.

Spotted on Instagram:

Yeah, I have a drinking problem. It’s called dehydration.

Just shared via Discord:

They should invent a good thing that happens.

Reported on Slack:

I’m only here to test your patience, but like, in a sexy way.

Trending via Slack:

Pretty sure the guy in front of me at McDonald’s ordered the rest of the food.

Making waves on Slack:

I have so much planned today that I was already tired thinking of it yesterday.

Going viral on Reddit:

There are 400 billion stars in our galaxy and perhaps two trillion galaxies in total, and I just wonder if Miss Universe fully understands her achievement.

Making waves on Threads:

Have you ever noticed that when you step on someone’s foot, they open their mouth? It’s like a folding trash can.

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