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Why waste your breath when silence can speak volumes? 🤐💬 Sometimes the best words are the ones left unspoken. Take a pause, let your silence do the talking! 🤫👀

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46 shares on Slack this month:

If God did not intend for us to eat animals, then why did he make them out of meat?

69 shares on Threads this month:

Every time I spend my own money, I feel like somebody needs to reimburse me.

96 shares on Facebook this month:

Every weekend has two days: Saturday and It’s Monday Tomorrow.

22 shares on X this month:

There’s nothing I hate more than a failed nap attempt.

25 shares on Slack this month:

Milk teeth are wasted on children. A new set of teeth would be a lot more useful when you’re older.

13 shares on TikTok this month:

Menstruation is bizarre. It’s like something David Lynch would have came up with.

16 shares on Facebook this month:

I received a bank alert text for suspicious activity. I was buying fruit.

41 shares on LinkedIn this month:

All the observable evidence suggests that, if I was much worse at my job, I’d be more likely to get a promotion to senior management.

21 shares on Slack this month:

Self-checkout is amazing for introverts until the machine breaks and two employees have to come fix it while you wait.

92 shares on Snapchat this month:

Why do guys named Timothy go by Tim when they could go by Moth?

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Drinking through a straw is the opposite of snorkeling.

Someone from 🇰🇿 has bookmarked:

Free will: where you get to choose your own adventure … and regret it.

Someone from 🇨🇱 has bookmarked:

I literally just went through something, and now I’m going through something else. What’s next?

Someone from 🇸🇱 has copied:

Meetings are just podcasts I didn’t choose.

Someone from 🇧🇧 has downloaded:

Sorry for levitating at the end of your bed all night, I just think you’re really cute.

Someone from 🇦🇹 has bookmarked:

Tired of my landlord depending on my rent. Bro, get a job.

Someone from 🇸🇦 has downloaded:

Car naps hit different, especially when you are the one driving.

Someone from 🇨🇭 has viewed:

No one warned me that being an adult was mostly just hurrying up to get somewhere you don’t want to go in the first place.

Someone from 🇯🇵 has bookmarked:

They should invent a day where I don’t wonder why.

Someone from 🇪🇹 has viewed:

I lied, there’s no sex. I just needed help getting out of my skinny jeans.

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Seen just now on TikTok:

Hear me out. A waiting room where the doctors wait.

Freshly posted on Snapchat:

Off to my crying appointment (therapy).

Freshly posted on TikTok:

Quitting my job to rock around the Christmas tree.

Breaking via Twitch:

Never wrestle with a pig. You get dirty, and besides, the pig likes it.

Shared recently on YouTube:

Do you think they’re called cough drops because when you cough really hard they drop out of your mouth onto the floor?

Going viral on WeChat:

I’m a big fan of that post-laundry feeling when you’ve got all your A-list clothes back in the game.

Spotted on WeChat:

I can’t really explain it but cereal at night tastes better than cereal in the morning.

Broadcasted on Messenger:

Spiraling out of control if anyone wants anything.

Going bananas on Discord:

Sex is great, but have you ever had your alarm go off and then realize you don’t have to get up today?

Trending via WhatsApp:

Nobody should be blowing up Teslas. If you just wait a bit, they’ll probably do it by themselves.

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Never miss a good chance to shut up.

Can’t believe penguins have to publish all those books with their tiny hands.

I’m not saying it’s been a while, I’m just saying I completely blanked on the name of my gym.

You know what goes great with helping your kid with math homework? Vodka!

Good morning only to the complexity and uncertainty of everything.

They should invent a DoorDash but for a kiss goodnight and getting tucked in.

I don’t see why walking is healthy. Zombies walk constantly and they look awful.

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Never miss a good chance to shut up.

Keep the laugh going 😂

Can’t believe penguins have to publish all those books with their tiny hands.

I’m not saying it’s been a while, I’m just saying I completely blanked on the name of my gym.

You know what goes great with helping your kid with math homework? Vodka!

Good morning only to the complexity and uncertainty of everything.

They should invent a DoorDash but for a kiss goodnight and getting tucked in.

I don’t see why walking is healthy. Zombies walk constantly and they look awful.

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