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You can’t argue with me because I’ll just agree with you until you leave.

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The October urge to live in a sleepy seaside town with a horrifying backstory.

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My husband said it would be easier if we had a Christmas house that we moved into in December, instead of taking all these decorations out.

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If white men can’t jump, how do you explain Super Mario?

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41 shares on YouTube this month:

The tarot lady on my TikTok said that you miss me.

43 shares on Threads this month:

Drivers seem to underestimate how willing I am to get knocked down at a zebra crossing to prove a point.

50 shares on Pinterest this month:

Babe, are you okay? You’ve barely responded to my telepathic messages.

32 shares on Snapchat this month:

I love befriending yappers. They bring the yapping out of me. Then we yap together. Yapping is so much fun.

84 shares on Discord this month:

Podcasts are like babies, they’re too easy to create and not everyone should have one.

70 shares on X this month:

Girls be like, “I know a spot,” then sacrifice you under the full moon.

54 shares on Instagram this month:

I’m just going to be hotter. It’s easier than being nicer.

27 shares on Pinterest this month:

Imagine you blocked me, and I crawled out from under your couch to ask why.

35 shares on X this month:

People aren’t too bad if you stay away from them and don’t go outside.

43 shares on Telegram this month:

Everyone thinks they will be the first person in history to maintain their dignity while posting online.

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Someone from 🇰🇪 has downloaded:

Why can’t hackers just delete everyone’s bad debt, credit, and mortgages?

Someone from 🇹🇯 has shared:

A poorly timed two-factor authentication request will be the thing that finally kills me.

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Female friendship is all about taking turns being insane. First, one of you is crazy, and the other has to counterbalance by being normal. Then, thirty minutes later, you get to trade.

Someone from 🇧🇮 has bookmarked:

Nobody shoots annoying people into the sun anymore and that’s why there are so many of them left on earth.

Someone from 🇦🇴 has copied:

I’m too lazy to be a superhero. If I had laser eyes, I’d probably just use them to heat soup or something.

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It’s a good thing when your therapist sits down with a bucket of popcorn, right?

Someone from 🇧🇫 has downloaded:

Wanna know a real adult life hack? Don’t tell anyone when you have a day off. Absolutely no one.

Someone from 🇳🇪 has shared:

The most valuable breed of cow are the Cash.

Someone from 🇹🇩 has shared:

I prefer to use deodorant immediately after shaving my armpits so that I can feel that I’m still alive.

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Sorry, I’m late. I got caught up at home being happy.

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Live now on Instagram:

Laziness is the art to rest before one gets tired.

Just landed via WeChat:

A word to the wise ain’t necessary, it’s the stupid ones who need advice.

Going viral on Messenger:

If I were a mouse, I’d say things like “cheesed to meet you”.

Just landed via Slack:

Sometimes I think the subway rat is doing better than me. He has a routine, a social circle, and knows where to find the best pizza.

Going bananas on X:

We all know that mirrors don’t lie. I’m just very grateful that they don’t laugh.

Just landed via Messenger:

Just because I loved you at one point doesn’t mean I will always love you. I’m not Whitney Houston.

Seen just now on Reddit:

Running to the boarding gate is my favorite workout.

Just landed via Discord:

Sorry I didn’t get you an anniversary card, babe, but you opted in to paperless affection on our third date.

Trending via Slack:

My son put his dish in the sink so I rushed him to urgent care.

Trending via WeChat:

Welcome to adulthood: you’re not hungover, it’s just Tuesday.

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My husband said it would be easier if we had a Christmas house that we moved into in December, instead of taking all these decorations out.

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