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Why waste your breath when silence can speak volumes? 🤐💬 Sometimes the best words are the ones left unspoken. Take a pause, let your silence do the talking! 🤫👀

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33 shares on Facebook this month:

I like my mornings to be slow and quiet. I want the day to romance me a bit before it tries to mess me up.

12 shares on Slack this month:

That odd feeling when your lunch break is over and you still have to work for another 30 years.

45 shares on YouTube this month:

I don’t want to brag or anything, but I can still fit in the earrings I wore in high school.

24 shares on Facebook this month:

Home Depot should allow men over 40 to have birthday parties in their stores.

88 shares on Facebook this month:

Fasted for 72 hours and gained the ability to whisper to bats.

66 shares on Instagram this month:

Life tip: If all of your bathrooms are full and you’re waiting for someone to finish, just turn off the WiFi in the house.

24 shares on YouTube this month:

My superpower is wasting time I don’t even have.

32 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Clueless but committed – that’s my vibe.

64 shares on X this month:

Don’t ask me for work advice, I’m just going to tell you to quit your job.

15 shares on Instagram this month:

“Dairy Queen” is actually the perfect drag name.

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A marriage is about solving problems together, you know, those problems you wouldn’t have if you were single.

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If you don’t laugh at my jokes then I will.

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Irregardless, for all intensive purposes, I could care less.

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Sat at a stop sign waiting for it to turn green, if you’re wondering how I’m doing today.

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“A healthy lifestyle is all about balance,” I say as I drive through Taco Bell after working out.

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Sorry I didn’t text you back, I was pretending I didn’t see it and ended up actually forgetting.

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Nothing makes me feel more powerful than when I write ‘furthermore’ in an email.

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Duolingo should have an “I’m going on holiday to this place very soon” setting so it teaches you “can I have the bill” and so on instead of “the cow boils an egg”.

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ChatGPT is down right now and if you listen closely, you can hear millions of content creators screaming.

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I’m actually quite nice. If I had friends, they’d all confirm that.

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I love all mythical creatures. Vampires, werewolves, unicorns, kids who listen.

Going viral on LinkedIn:

Kim Kardashian wants her ashes to be scattered in the sea after her death. As if there wasn’t enough plastic there already.

Making waves on Instagram:

If you’re doing Dry January, please, please, keep it to yourself. Nobody cares, and you’re probably even more boring without alcohol.

Going viral on Discord:

I’m quitting my job to do topless tarot readings on the beach.

Making waves on WeChat:

My youngest started kindergarten today and I cried, but mostly for his teachers.

Going viral on Messenger:

Accidentally falling asleep on the couch is somehow always the best sleep.

Spotted on Discord:

“I’m going to try underthinking about a situation, and see if that works.”

Trending via TikTok:

I like to do a task by worrying about it for three weeks and then finally dedicating 10 solid minutes to completing it.

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That moment when you dip your cookie in milk for too long and it breaks off, then you wonder why bad things happen to good people.

Going viral on Reddit:

Taylor Swift’s most unrealistic lyric is “he’d never tell you, but he can play guitar”, because I’ve never met a man who can play guitar that isn’t gonna tell you about it.

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Never miss a good chance to shut up.

Hand sanitizer will find a cut you didn’t even know you had.

You can tell Monopoly is an old game because there’s a luxury tax, and rich people can go to jail.

If being hard on yourself worked, it would have worked by now!

(british guy unhooking your bra) All right, what’s all this, then?

I may be the reason why our kids are ugly, but you’re the reason why they’re stupid.

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Never miss a good chance to shut up.

Keep the laugh going 😂

Worst feeling is playing a game and having nobody to talk to about it.

Hand sanitizer will find a cut you didn’t even know you had.

You can tell Monopoly is an old game because there’s a luxury tax, and rich people can go to jail.

If being hard on yourself worked, it would have worked by now!

(british guy unhooking your bra) All right, what’s all this, then?

I may be the reason why our kids are ugly, but you’re the reason why they’re stupid.

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