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Twitter is fun because you can post a pic of pizza and people will get mad at you.

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2 months ago

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You ever get surprised by your own recurring issues? Like, come on man, I thought we were past this.

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1 month ago

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Getting drunk was invented by Big Text to make you send more texts.

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2 months ago

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I can’t wait until my kids have a place of their own so I can come barging through their door and say “what’s for dinner? I don’t like that. Can you give me money for McDonald’s?”

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2 months ago

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I like to establish dominance by yawning the minute someone tries to make small talk with me.

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4 months ago

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Sorry, I’m late. My alarm didn’t go off because I didn’t set it, because I don’t want to be here.

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1 month ago

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42 shares on Snapchat this month:

Enjoy your time with me, because I love to disappear.

27 shares on Snapchat this month:

Do you know how much effort goes into looking this regular?

34 shares on TikTok this month:

The future is buffering.

64 shares on Pinterest this month:

My phone and it’s charger are in a situationship and sometimes it works and sometimes it doesn’t.

61 shares on WhatsApp this month:

They were called “TV programs” because they were literally programming us, bro.

100 shares on Discord this month:

You could be having a nice day and then somebody your own age says they bought a house.

26 shares on Instagram this month:

Remember before social media you would have to pick up the phone and call someone to tell them how much you love bacon?

31 shares on Discord this month:

No matter how small you make that “unsubscribe” link, I’ll still find it.

24 shares on Twitch this month:

Someone yelled “hey, retard!” and I looked back.

93 shares on X this month:

I love men with a provider fetish.

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Fun fact: a person’s music taste can actually tell their intelligence level.

Someone from 🇮🇹 has shared:

A penguin is a bird the way a hot dog is a sandwich.

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All the wrong decisions in this country are based on the fact that my balcony faces out the back and so I can’t speak to the people.

Someone from 🇳🇴 has viewed:

We’ve all at least once caught our toes when putting on our knickers and jumped around the room like idiots.

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I only sleep so my phone can get the night off.

Someone from 🇫🇷 has copied:

Home is where the clothes rack stands in the way.

Someone from 🇲🇳 has viewed:

I don’t like the person I become when my boss tells me I should be working while at work.

Someone from 🇬🇼 has shared:

I don’t know how to explain it, but sometimes cheese just falls into my cart at the grocery store.

Someone from 🇩🇿 has downloaded:

Apparently, throwing the remote against the wall didn’t help recharging the batteries.

Someone from 🇸🇿 has copied:

The IRS needs special envelopes for when you’re not in trouble.

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Spotted on Messenger:

Went to HR to complain about my coworkers but my mom said she can’t fire my kids.

Making waves on YouTube:

The ideal man is always thinking of several cool things at once (throwing a football really far, a truck with big wheels, giving a lot of high fives).

Freshly posted on Messenger:

The 5 seconds in the morning, when I don’t yet know who I am, is the best time of the day.

Freshly posted on X:

Laying in a hammock is essentially saying, “I hope there are no emergencies.”

Broadcasted on YouTube:

My son put his dish in the sink so I rushed him to urgent care.

Spotted on Instagram:

I’m starting to think the voice in my head doesn’t like me very much.

Just landed via Slack:

Please don’t dm me with the intention of dating me. You deserve less.

Making waves on X:

I just want a bar where I can pour my own drink, have music at a normal volume, and there are no people, and it’s my house.

Live now on WeChat:

If my fingers don’t motion like scissors snipping when I ask for a haircut at the salon, how will they know what I mean?

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Never miss a good chance to shut up.

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Twitter is fun because you can post a pic of pizza and people will get mad at you.

You ever get surprised by your own recurring issues? Like, come on man, I thought we were past this.

Getting drunk was invented by Big Text to make you send more texts.

I can’t wait until my kids have a place of their own so I can come barging through their door and say “what’s for dinner? I don’t like that. Can you give me money for McDonald’s?”

I like to establish dominance by yawning the minute someone tries to make small talk with me.

Sorry, I’m late. My alarm didn’t go off because I didn’t set it, because I don’t want to be here.

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