Not trying to brag but I just beat the high score on this blood pressure machine. Posted onMar 28, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:"Who knew that mastering the art of relaxation and zen could be so competitive? Watch out, this blood pressure machine might just challenge you to a rematch!" Related funny posts 🤝 When the blood pressure machine comes out for one person, the whole family has to get involved. Blood pressure too high to chase these hoes. I like that blood pressure kits come with a free, handy zip-up bag that your stuff will never fit in again once you take it out. My boss said he likes how I remain so calm under pressure. Can’t tell him it’s because I don’t give a shit. I refuse to go to a blood bank. I’m not taking your blood money.