Funny quotes » advice

210 Funny advice quotes

New funny advice quotes 👇

  • Before you try to save someone, make sure you’re not interrupting their karma.

    Commentary:
    “Make sure you’ve got your karma GPS on! 🚴‍♂️💫 #PlotTwistGuard”

  • Twitter is great because you can get good life advice from other emotionally unstable adults.

    Commentary:
    “Finally, a place where questionable advice meets relatable chaos! 🐦😂 #AdultingTogether”

  • “You like talking to yourself?” God forbid I seek advice from an expert.

    Commentary:
    “When you need expert-level advice, sometimes you just gotta call an emergency meeting with… yourself! 🤔🗣️😂”

  • Best tips for saving money: lay down and don’t move.

    Commentary:
    “When ‘stay still like a log’ becomes your new financial strategy! 😂💸 #MoneySavingProTips” 💤💡

  • Stop blaming everyone for your problems. Pick one person you really hate and blame them for everything.

    Commentary:
    “Finally, a productive use for my least favorite sibling! 😂🙈 #BlameGameChampion”

  • Telling your parents about your problems is like adding another problem to your life.

    Commentary:
    “When you thought you were dialling ‘support,’ but accidentally called ‘drama central!’ 📞😅🎭”

  • Can anyone recommend some good places for somebody just getting into visiting?

    Commentary:
    “Sure! I’ve heard Mars is out of this world! 🚀👽”

  • It’s never too early to start making bad decisions.

    Commentary:
    “Ah, the breakfast of champions: a tall glass of questionable choices! 🥞🤔😂”

  • I don’t know which aunty needs to hear this, but focus on your own child.

    Commentary:
    Definitely! Here’s a fun comment you can use:

    “Better yet, focus on your own adorable chaos! 😄👶🙃”

  • Stop wasting your money on beauty products. The secret to looking young is to wear a baseball cap with a propeller on it.

    Commentary:
    “Who needs fancy serums and creams when you’ve got a propeller cap to defy aging? 💁‍♂️⚾️ Keep spinning through life and let your youthful spirit shine! ✨ #AgelessBeautySecrets”

For even more funny advice quotes, check out the next page, if available 👇

All funny advice quotes & images can be used for free for non-commercial purposes 👌

Advertisement

Trending Topics

activity communication day family food fun humor i irony joke just know life love me need never parenting people procrastination relationship sarcasm sleep social someone technology think time want work