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Any place is a walkable city if you’re broke enough.

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The moon landing was faked. They actually went to Mars, and I can prove it.

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I’m not lazy. I just give my couch the love it deserves.

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Of course, I also put my mobile down from time to time. For example, when someone tries to call me.

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Whenever someone asks me if my dog is adopted I respond with, “no, she’s biologically mine.”

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We need to stop making more Christmas music. We have enough.

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I don’t want to alarm anyone, but there’s only 365 shopping days left until Christmas.

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Person in murder documentary: This is a small town. Things like this don’t happen here. Me: Um, based on the shows I watch, that’s all that happens in small towns.

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Get off the internet and go sniff a flower.

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Apparently, responding to a wedding invitation with “maybe next time” is wrong. I know that now.