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I love that cats slap the shit out of everything they can’t understand.

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When I become president, any public holiday that falls on a Thursday automatically extends to Friday.

Someone from 🇼🇸 has downloaded:

Is there a rehab for introverts who try to extrovert? Asking for a friend.

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Maybe in another universe, I punched him in the face instead of staying quiet.

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I know everything is expensive right now, but just remember correcting people’s grammar online is still free.

Someone from 🇹🇳 has shared:

Ending my thesis paper with “but who cares what I think?”

Someone from 🇳🇵 has copied:

Life hack: If you never leave the house you don’t have to worry about running into someone you don’t want to talk to.

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I’m equally comfortable holding a guitar as I am holding a baby, I just hold them both by the neck.

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It sucks that the reward for being responsible, is just a bunch of new responsibilities.

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My favorite date activity is ice skating because I’m really good at it, and it allows me to assert dominance on the ice.

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“Slipping in the shower and trying to hold on to the water jet…” Shall I tell you more about myself?

Making waves on Telegram:

Welcome to your senior years, where you get mad when they rearrange the grocery store.

Spotted on WhatsApp:

I love my cat so much, but how the hell are you that small and take up an entire queen-size mattress?

Making waves on LinkedIn:

Jesus invited prostitutes to dinner and was praised for compassion. I do it, and suddenly I ‘made Christmas awkward.’

Seen just now on Twitch:

Sometimes I just want a man to talk to me in the same voice he uses to talk to his dog.

Live now on Snapchat:

The concept of hot water showers feeling so good but not actually being good for your hair or skin is disgusting.

Trending via Pinterest:

I’m still annoyed that you can catch Covid more than once. I can’t explain why, but it feels kind of rude.

Making waves on Pinterest:

This year should be named “things I never thought could happen”.

Just shared via Reddit:

I feel like whoever named them rice cakes has never actually eaten a cake.

Trending via Snapchat:

Putting mental health before my education is a good idea until it affects my education, which affects my mental health, which affects my education.

People never run off to join the circus anymore.

6 months ago

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Guess clowns on unicycles don't have the same appeal as streaming marathons and popcorn! 🎪🤡🍿🏃‍♂️

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I feel sorry for Netflix era kids. They will never know the high stakes adrenaline of running away in an ad break, with the beckoning call of a sibling screaming “It’s ON!” to send you hurdling over furniture to get back in time.

2 months ago

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Every morning I wake up and make the worst possible time management decisions anyone has ever made.

2 months ago

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Why the hell did they name them ‘Soldier ants’ and not ‘Combatants’?

2 months ago

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Good morning only to those who duel at dawn, drink at dusk, and haunt their lovers in between.

2 months ago

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I’ve heard so much about the “Eye of the Tiger,” but how come no one ever talks about the other four letters?

2 months ago

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We do it every night. Annoy each other.

2 months ago

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17 shares on Threads this month:

I bet before the band got popular, Barenaked Ladies concerts had a lot of pissed off attendees.

31 shares on Twitch this month:

I woke up this morning and my hair looked like a Beatles lyric. Here, there, and everywhere.

95 shares on Pinterest this month:

I know it’s true because the people on the internet said so.

83 shares on Slack this month:

Career? Never heard of her. I’m majoring in sunshine and snacks.

73 shares on X this month:

Job applications be like “how did you hear about us?”. Bro why, was it a secret?

81 shares on TikTok this month:

“I’m a very sleepy person, just at all the wrong times.”

64 shares on Twitch this month:

My mom be cutting up fruit and bringing it to me in my room without saying nothing. That’s when it hits me, nobody ever gonna love me this much.

76 shares on Reddit this month:

You say “multitask” like it’s a good thing.

80 shares on Discord this month:

WW3: I can’t fire my weapon unless I first watch a 15-second unskippable ad for Raid Shadow Legends.

95 shares on Pinterest this month:

My entire life changed once I found out that a crush is just a lack of information.

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Someone from 🇰🇮 has copied:

Since I tolerate gluten and lactose well, I can afford a few intolerances in the interpersonal area.

Someone from 🇴🇲 has shared:

The final stage of being single is when you listen to a love song and no one comes to mind; at that point, you’ve achieved absolute singularity.

Someone from 🇰🇮 has viewed:

When you thought something would be easy peasy lemon squeezy, but it’s actually been stressy, depressy, lemon zesty.

Someone from 🇭🇷 has bookmarked:

The horror: “Come on, I’ll introduce you to everyone.”

Someone from 🇱🇨 has bookmarked:

My husband is trying to convince me that we’re in a situationship. “The situation is that we live in the same house and love each other.”

Someone from 🇬🇹 has bookmarked:

I don’t drink blood to stay young. I do it mainly for the lifestyle.

Someone from 🇱🇧 has copied:

Why do chefs always have to cut everything so fast? It’s just an onion man, why don’t you relax?

Someone from 🇧🇪 has viewed:

That feeling when it’s Friday, you blink once, and somehow it’s Monday again.

Someone from 🇧🇦 has copied:

Not today, Satan, but next week works.

Someone from 🇪🇨 has bookmarked:

If you respond, “A reason for living,” when a store employee asks if they can help you find something, they will leave you alone.

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Going viral on Pinterest:

Have you noticed? When the relationship is new, the guy is never busy.

Seen just now on LinkedIn:

You can just make up words and if you say them in a Scottish accent, people will think they’re real: Looka the wee janglers on that tary bibbit.

Going bananas on Messenger:

Googling “effect vs affect” in an incognito window.

Making waves on Twitch:

I don’t really do one-night stands, but I will do, like, 3-8 months of a semi-toxic, undefined relationship that wastes my time and ruins my life.

Spreading quickly via Instagram:

Thanksgiving ain’t been the same ever since my uncle pulled that gun out on everybody.

Making waves on YouTube:

My boss wants me to train some other employees so it’s pretty obvious he has no idea I am completely incompetent.

Spotted on Instagram:

Our parents are going to be shocked when they find out that most of us are serious about not getting married.

Spotted on Slack:

People always ask me why there’s a chair in my shower. Who the hell eats breakfast standing up?

Shared recently on Telegram:

Do crabs underwater think that fishes fly?

Going bananas on Reddit:

How late is too late to still be lying in bed, naked, drinking coffee?

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Why the hell did they name them ‘Soldier ants’ and not ‘Combatants’?

Good morning only to those who duel at dawn, drink at dusk, and haunt their lovers in between.

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