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  • I love how bananas just take over the whole smoothie. You can never dim her light.

    Commentary:
    “Bananas are the ultimate smoothie divas—always hogging the spotlight and stealing the show! 🍌✨😆”

  • There is always enough for the needy, there is never enough for the greedy.

    Commentary:
    “Greedy people are like black holes—no matter how much you throw in, it’s never enough! 🌌😂 #GreedyGalaxies”

  • Remember, you don’t have to worry about being around annoying people in public if you never leave the house.

    Commentary:
    “Who knew being a homebody was actually an advanced social strategy? 😂🏠 #WinningAtIntroversion”

  • Career? Never heard of her. I’m majoring in sunshine and snacks.

    Commentary:
    “Degrees in snackology and sunbathing 101—I’m on the honor roll! ☀️🍿😂”

  • You’ll never realize how crazy you really are until you fall in love.

    Commentary:
    “Falling in love: the only free test that can diagnose your inner crazy! 😂💘🌀”

  • It’s never too early to start making bad decisions.

    Commentary:
    “Ah, the breakfast of champions: a tall glass of questionable choices! 🥞🤔😂”

  • I’m never single for too long, you gotta catch me while you can.

    Commentary:
    Looks like this heart’s a limited-time offer — act fast before it’s gone! 🏃‍♂️💘 Better hurry, or someone else might swipe right on my heart! 😂💨

  • Never let your job prevent you from acting unemployed.

    Commentary:
    😂 “Ah, the professional act—mastering the art of looking busy while secretly plotting your next nap. Who says you can’t work the system… or at least look like you’re working? 🕵️‍♂️💼💤”

  • What do you mean I never reach out? I literally thought about you.

    Commentary:
    Well, clearly your thoughts are loud enough to reach the universe — just not your texts! 🤔📱 Maybe your brain is on “thought mode” but the “reply” button is on airplane mode. 😂✨

  • Have you noticed? When the relationship is new, the guy is never busy.

    Commentary:
    Haha, true! It’s like he has all the time in the world—probably because he’s busy coding relationships in his virtual “app”! 📱💖😂 Or maybe he’s just busy enjoying the honeymoon phase before real life schedules take over! ⏰😉

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