Mondays are for pretending. Real work begins on Tuesday. Posted onMay 18, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:When did Monday become the dress rehearsal for the work week? š¤š #MondayMadness Related funny posts š¤ A Monday every week is excessive. Let’s see how long my Monday slump lasts this time. Last week it was until Friday. The best way to describe this year is to say it feels like a year of Mondays. It really is Monday every 15 minutes. You are born, you lie about how you are and then you die.