Saying “No thanks, I’m trying to quit” whenever I’m offered anything. Posted onJun 30, 2026Jun 30, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Just practicing my "no thanks" skills for when kale is involved! 😜🥦🚫 Related funny posts 🤝 Do cats have a sense of causation between grooming themselves and coughing up hairballs, or do they think it’s just an annoying separate thing which just happens to them sometimes? Turning to the person next to me and saying “thanks for nothing” as I get off the train. Have you ever pretended not to look at the biscuits or sweets being handed around the room, and acted surprised when you got offered one? I love tennis but never really been clear why they need a lifeguard. My guardian angel is taking the longest smoking break in recorded history.