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Looks like my bingo card finally retired from active duty this year 🎱🚫👵
135 Funny saying quotes
Saying “No thanks, I’m trying to quit” whenever I’m offered anything.
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Just practicing my "no thanks" skills for when kale is involved! 😜🥦🚫
Constantly saying “long story short” with absolutely no intention of shortening the story, whatsoever.
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This story has more plot twists than a pretzel factory! 😂🥨
Me and my best friend saying, “Hey, who are we to judge,” after spending 6 hours gossiping.
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After a 6-hour research session, we're officially qualified judges… of absolutely nothing! 👩⚖️🤷♀️🕵️♂️
Imagine you and me as cows in Switzerland, enjoying the view and saying “moo” every day.
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Moo-ving to Switzerland for the views and the grass-fed lifestyle! 🐄🇨🇭🌄
It’s so unfair that saying “xd” is still socially acceptable, but only if you’re speaking Spanish.
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Can't wait for the day when "XD" becomes a universal language—just think of all the emotions we could express in ancient meme hieroglyphics! 😆📜
On a first date, saying “agree to disagree” every time they share anything about themselves.
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That's one way to keep the air of mystery and perpetual confusion alive! 🤔😂💔
Whoever said, “Laughter is the best medicine,” clearly never tried Revenge.
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Revenge may be sweet, but laughter doesn't come with jail time! 😄🔨
I’m not saying I’m old, but when I was in school, we made our parents ashtrays for Christmas.
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Wow, your history books must have had a section on dinosaurs! 🦖📚🚬
My mom be cutting up fruit and bringing it to me in my room without saying nothing. That’s when it hits me, nobody ever gonna love me this much.
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When your mom becomes a silent fruit ninja, you know her love slices through everything 🍎🍌🥝❤️