132 funny saying quotes - Wordgag

Me and my best friend saying, “Hey, who are we to judge,” after spending 6 hours gossiping.

May 30, 2026

Imagine you and me as cows in Switzerland, enjoying the view and saying “moo” every day.

May 30, 2026

It’s so unfair that saying “xd” is still socially acceptable, but only if you’re speaking Spanish.

May 30, 2026

On a first date, saying “agree to disagree” every time they share anything about themselves.

May 30, 2026

Whoever said, “Laughter is the best medicine,” clearly never tried Revenge.

May 30, 2026

I’m not saying I’m old, but when I was in school, we made our parents ashtrays for Christmas.

May 30, 2026

My mom be cutting up fruit and bringing it to me in my room without saying nothing. That’s when it hits me, nobody ever gonna love me this much.

May 30, 2026

Nobody is more cold-blooded than a toddler, just saying what they see and feel.

May 30, 2026

I often got called “an old soul” and such like by adults when I was a child. I think this was a kind way of saying I was a sad little freak.

May 30, 2026

One day you’re young and fun, and the next you’re saying, “I wonder how old this tree is.”

May 30, 2026

I’ve been saying for years that cigs are better for you than vapes, and the vindication I feel now is just orgasmic.

May 30, 2026

Saying “This reminds me of my early work,” as I walk past a Rothko.

May 29, 2026

You’re not really a writer unless you send at least one email a month with a script attachment, saying, “Sorry, read this one instead.”

May 29, 2026

Popping your head in the cockpit and saying, “Anywhere here will do, chief.

May 29, 2026

Sarcastically saying “you’re welcome” to the people who don’t say thank you when I hold the door for them is something I’ll never stop doing.

May 29, 2026

Guy on the day of the 1918 armistice, walking around the trench, clapping, saying things like “Great work, everyone,” and “We did it, team.”

May 29, 2026

I keep saying, “It is what it is,” but what even is it?

May 29, 2026

Stopping a complete stranger on the street and saying, “Let’s end this little charade.”

May 29, 2026

Men absolutely love buying the same shirt in four almost identical colors and saying, ‘Yep, that’ll do me for the next three years.’

May 29, 2026

Kind of miraculous how much love can be summoned and how much your day can be improved by just looking at an animal and saying stuff in a weird voice.

May 29, 2026

The introvert urge to leave a social event without saying goodbye to anyone.

May 29, 2026

Forget about “long story short”… I’m gonna start saying “short story long,” and take you on a journey you didn’t ask for.

May 29, 2026

Adulthood is just saying “it is what it is,” and then crying in your car to a song from 2012.

May 29, 2026

Saying “You’re tearing this family apart” whenever someone argues with me.

May 29, 2026

Many people love saying, “Get these away from me,” after eating a few chips.

May 28, 2026

Normalize saying, “I’m not informed enough to have an opinion on the matter.”

May 28, 2026

Hanging out with a couple and saying, “May this love never find me,” every time there’s a slight conflict.

May 28, 2026

My hobbies include saying, “I’m so tired,” and then staying up for three more hours doing nothing.

May 28, 2026

All I’m saying is that porn gives us an unrealistic expectation of how quickly the electrician shows up.

May 28, 2026

Saying “essentially” is a more sophisticated way of saying “basically.

May 28, 2026

My wife has a weird habit of starting conversations by saying, “Are you even listening to me?”

May 28, 2026

You can say “Have a nice day,” no problem, but saying “Enjoy the next 24 hours” sounds vaguely threatening.

May 28, 2026

I feel like my greatest accomplishment today has been not saying what I’m thinking out loud.

May 28, 2026

Anyone who thinks being a pessimist isn’t any fun fails to appreciate the joy of saying, ‘I told you so.’

May 28, 2026

Walking around the art museum and verbally saying, “Banger,” after inspecting a painting.

May 28, 2026

At therapy, saying “Don’t worry about it” to every question.

May 28, 2026

Everyone’s a gangster until they have to say sorry.

May 28, 2026

The word ‘stan’ comes from the Eminem song “Stan” which is about one of his obsessed fans. What if Eminem named the fan ‘Dennis’? We could be saying, “I dennis Beyonce.”

May 27, 2026

Therapy is basically me saying, “I did a thing,” and my therapist saying, “Yay, good job!”

May 27, 2026

I need to stop saying “Oppa Gagnam Style!” to fill in awkward pauses in conversation.

May 27, 2026