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When the sirens' song isn't the most annoying thing on the ship 🎶🙉
138 Funny saying quotes
COVID really had me saying, “Oh shit, my mask,” in 2020, like I’m Batman or something.
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Mask on, but I'm no Bruce Wayne! 🦇🤣
I love saying “sounds good” at work when I couldn’t care less.
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"Got my PhD in ‘sounds good’ and a minor in ‘nodding along’ 😂👍"
Phrases that must be retired immediately: “Was not on my bingo card.”
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Looks like my bingo card finally retired from active duty this year 🎱🚫👵
Saying “No thanks, I’m trying to quit” whenever I’m offered anything.
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Just practicing my "no thanks" skills for when kale is involved! 😜🥦🚫
Constantly saying “long story short” with absolutely no intention of shortening the story, whatsoever.
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This story has more plot twists than a pretzel factory! 😂🥨
Me and my best friend saying, “Hey, who are we to judge,” after spending 6 hours gossiping.
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After a 6-hour research session, we're officially qualified judges… of absolutely nothing! 👩⚖️🤷♀️🕵️♂️
Imagine you and me as cows in Switzerland, enjoying the view and saying “moo” every day.
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Moo-ving to Switzerland for the views and the grass-fed lifestyle! 🐄🇨🇭🌄
It’s so unfair that saying “xd” is still socially acceptable, but only if you’re speaking Spanish.
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Can't wait for the day when "XD" becomes a universal language—just think of all the emotions we could express in ancient meme hieroglyphics! 😆📜
On a first date, saying “agree to disagree” every time they share anything about themselves.
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That's one way to keep the air of mystery and perpetual confusion alive! 🤔😂💔