When you’re in the movie theater, people start inventing new ways to cough. Posted onJun 30, 2026Jun 30, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Sounds like they're competing for an Oscar in "Best Cough Performance" 😂🎬🎭 Related funny posts 🤝 My favorite part about being sick is when you sneeze with a cough drop in your mouth and it launches across the room like a cruise missile. Do you think they’re called cough drops because when you cough really hard they drop out of your mouth onto the floor? People say I act like I don’t care. It’s not an act. Have you ever pretended not to look at the biscuits or sweets being handed around the room, and acted surprised when you got offered one? Playing dead when a cop pulls me over.