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Coffee doesn’t even make me feel energized, I just drink it for the love of the game.

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No matter how much Polynesian food you eat, you always want Samoa.

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Asking for a cigarette, then adding it to my own pack.

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Nostalgia isn’t as good as it used to be.

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Fun fact: the creator of Barbie and the creator of Hot Wheels were husband and wife.

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“It’s swimsuit season” I say, eating another swimsuit.

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64 shares on Facebook this month:

The goal is to make your therapist cry.

58 shares on LinkedIn this month:

I am both dumber and smarter than you think. Do not estimate me.

56 shares on Pinterest this month:

What’s wrong with the people who come to visit on Sundays? Don’t they have a couch?

72 shares on Instagram this month:

I’ve decided to cut my carbs… into smaller pieces before eating them.

47 shares on YouTube this month:

So single the neighborhood cats make ME dinner.

11 shares on WeChat this month:

Phone dry, no food in the house, I keep dying in my game. I’m such a loser.

37 shares on Discord this month:

If I was on Love Island, I would get wasted and drown in the pool, altering the course of every contestant’s life forever.

30 shares on WeChat this month:

Being an adult feels like, “If I can just get through this week, I’ll be okay,” but it’s every damn week.

85 shares on Instagram this month:

The day they handed out patience, I left because it was taking too long.

34 shares on Threads this month:

Will someone please make me drink some water and limit my screen time?

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Every homemade dinner counts as negative calories because of the exercise we get waving pillows at the smoke detectors.

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But if i put my laundry away, the laundry chair will be out of a job.

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One week of daily crunches and I have abs…urdly underestimated how long it will take to see results.

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Friends with consequences.

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I love sleeping so much that it is the first thing I think about when I wake up.

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If Twitter has taught me anything, a lot of us aren’t ready for a spelling bee.

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Imagine hating me and i’m just over here doing a much better job at hating myself than any of y’all could do.

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You can generate images with your mind whenever you want. You don’t even need AI.

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What career is most compatible with the unemployed lifestyle?

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If I’ve offended you with my posts, I humbly apologize, I honestly did not think you could read.

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I think nervous flatulence would be helpful if you were ever kidnapped.

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Squirrels get most of their energy from chewing on powerlines, that acorn thing is just for show.

Trending via Twitch:

Talking to the stars because people suck.

Going viral on Snapchat:

Jesus rose from the grave because he forgot to clear his browser history.

Going viral on TikTok:

Decorated the house across the street so I can look out the window and enjoy my handiwork.

Going viral on YouTube:

Proudly doing my part to cause the male loneliness epidemic.

Trending via Facebook:

Your problems are neither sexual nor spiritual, they are gastrointestinal.

Seen just now on LinkedIn:

Damn, how much daylight are they trying to save? It’s dark as hell.

Making waves on Discord:

My spirit animal is a sloth on its fourth nap of the day!

Going viral on Pinterest:

I can’t wait til I have hearing aids, so I can just turn them off when I’m tired of hearing everyone.

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Singing in the shower is all fun and games until you get shampoo in your mouth. Then it becomes a soap opera.

Keep the laugh going 😂

Coffee doesn’t even make me feel energized, I just drink it for the love of the game.

No matter how much Polynesian food you eat, you always want Samoa.

Asking for a cigarette, then adding it to my own pack.

Nostalgia isn’t as good as it used to be.

Fun fact: the creator of Barbie and the creator of Hot Wheels were husband and wife.

“It’s swimsuit season” I say, eating another swimsuit.

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