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Airport security asked me if I’ve seen anything unusual. I just paid $18 for a coke & a sandwich. Let’s start with that.

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Pitching a sitcom where all the top people running a major city have been arrested and by chain of command the person in charge is now a librarian.

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My mother told me there is a girl for me in every corner of the earth, but unfortunately the earth is round.

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Remember those days when you missed school and you’d check the time and think, “They’re eating right now.”

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Where do we acquire the ducks that we’re supposed to be putting in a row?

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Some people aren’t just missing a screw, the whole toolbox is gone.

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79 shares on Discord this month:

Why are poets thinking that they are the ones tortured and not those who read their poetry?

72 shares on Messenger this month:

I don’t drink and drive, but some people drive me to drink.

17 shares on Threads this month:

Thank you for contacting the abyss. Your scream is very important to us.

76 shares on Discord this month:

Mambo No. 5, but it’s in a minor key, and I’m naming women who didn’t text me back.

79 shares on Slack this month:

Babies first steal your glasses and then bite your nose. I don’t know where they get their reputation.

17 shares on Instagram this month:

30s: Oh look, a dance floor! 50s: Oh look, a couch!

48 shares on Twitch this month:

I miss having that butterfly feeling. People give me roach vibes at this point.

63 shares on Snapchat this month:

The thing about being 50+ is that whenever an opportunity to pee is available – you’re wise to take it.

35 shares on TikTok this month:

Having to confirm your past purchases over the phone with your bank’s fraud department is a truly harrowing moment of self-examination for chronic little treat buyers.

26 shares on Telegram this month:

“AI is coming for your jobs!” I’d like to see AI take a 30-minute poop right after clocking in.

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Mad that so many renaissance artists were named after ninja turtles.

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Monday again. I just knew this would happen.

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This year should be named “things I never thought could happen”.

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They should invent a relationship that doesn’t turn into the worst experience of my entire life.

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Today in who needs an alarm: my kid woke me up early by scream-whispering WHAT IS DUST?

Someone from 🇯🇴 has shared:

One day my kids will move out and discover the dishes don’t clean themselves and I feel for them. I really do.

Someone from 🇵🇼 has shared:

The problem with parental controls is I need my kid to help me figure out how to set them up.

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No need for a Halloween costume this year because there’s nothing scarier than being in your mid-20s and not knowing who you are or what you want to do anymore.

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Forget the alarm clock. Just give me the smell of bacon and coffee.

Someone from 🇰🇪 has viewed:

My coffee and I used to be hot. Now, we’re just bitter.

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Broadcasted on Facebook:

I’m sick of blessings in disguise. I am ready for a blessing with absolutely no disguise whatsoever.

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You get your hands on a real serious pair of scissors and wonder what the hell they were doing with the regular ones.

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I just got lied to by 3K+ people. That recipe was awful.

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Life is short, unless you’re listening to a kid describing an episode of PAW Patrol.

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Dance like nobody’s watching, except God, the NSA, and Santa Claus.

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My favorite color is money.

Making waves on Snapchat:

Men make it so easy to hate them.

Spotted on Pinterest:

Ironic that the two ơ’s in “cooperate” insist on having their own separate sounds.

Going bananas on TikTok:

Half of Twitter is horny, half is depressed, and the other half don’t know how to do math.

Just landed via Telegram:

I’m soirée for my mispronunciation of French words.

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Singing in the shower is all fun and games until you get shampoo in your mouth. Then it becomes a soap opera.

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