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I need a new hobby that costs zero dollars and takes up 100% of my free time. So far, all I’ve come up with is mowing the lawn.

May 30, 2026

Being alone is my favourite way of being.

May 30, 2026

You will see blonder children than you would ever think possible at expensive ice cream parlours.

May 30, 2026

Stop asking people over 40 what we like to do for fun. You’re not gonna like the answer.

May 30, 2026

People who take two steps on the stairs are both active and lazy at the same time.

May 30, 2026

Watering plants qualifies as a hobby.

May 30, 2026

Forget a dinner date, let’s go sit in court listening to people’s cases.

May 30, 2026

I think adults need summer vacation. Like, let’s just close down all our jobs for three months and play outside. Please. I’m so tired.

May 30, 2026

This football season, we need to bring back getting drunk and calling in to your team’s local radio show after the game. Such a lost art.

May 30, 2026

Dating apps aren’t working, time to start drinking beer and eating hot dogs along the first base line at a baseball game.

May 30, 2026

Smoking weed and watching music videos as the hangout is a lost art.

May 30, 2026

Turns out, sitting on the porch, feeding birds and squirrels, is a pretty good treatment for depression.

May 30, 2026

Unpopular activity: minding your own business.

May 30, 2026

Smoking weed in the forest, like the elves intended.

May 29, 2026

I miss my prime era (playing outside in the sun all day).

May 29, 2026

I am a firm believer that singing ‘Slide Away’ at the top of your lungs changes you as a person.

May 29, 2026

My favorite date activity is ice skating because I’m really good at it, and it allows me to assert dominance on the ice.

May 29, 2026

Sorry, I’m late. I was pumping up the jam.

May 29, 2026

Maybe I’m wrong, but I still don’t think our parents realized how far we rode our bikes in the 80s and 90s.

May 29, 2026

Self-care is smoking a solo blunt with music.

May 29, 2026

You’re never too old to shout, “Mooooo,” when you drive past some cows.

May 29, 2026

A weekend in a log cabin with a hot tub sounds perfect right now.

May 29, 2026

I like listening to podcasts because it’s basically getting to enjoy a conversation without having to participate in it.

May 29, 2026

Hiking in your 40s is a great way to meet new people. Today I met two paramedics, three nurses, a cardiologist, and nearly met Jesus.

May 29, 2026

There should be a “Take Your Friend to Work Day,” so we can actually see what our friends do all day and meet the characters from all their work stories.

May 29, 2026

Anyone want to meet up and just scream… We could get food after.

May 29, 2026

Whoever named it overthinking didn’t think hard enough, cause overthinking is never over.

May 29, 2026

Tonight we shall read a passage from the old testicle.

May 29, 2026

I recently discovered “movies.” They’re usually like an hour and a half long, and a pretty good way to kill time. Check it out.

May 29, 2026

Pouring rain, football on TV, empty house; the stuff dreams are made of.

May 29, 2026

Nobody bools anymore. In high school, everyone was booling.

May 29, 2026

Playing Mortal Kombat at an arcade in the 90’s would fix me.

May 28, 2026

Lounging under the stars is top-tier therapy.

May 28, 2026

Five out of six people find Russian Roulette to be a safe activity.

May 28, 2026

Scrolling should count as cardio.

May 28, 2026

I’ve reached the age where I would rather go to a hardware store than a club.

May 28, 2026

What wine pairs well with the kids being stuck inside during a heat wave?

May 28, 2026

Me and my boys are broke, so we take turns taking pictures of one iced matcha.

May 28, 2026

First date idea: we search for each other’s criminal history together.

May 28, 2026

Every morning, the cat watches me make coffee and asks if we can go sit out on the balcony to watch the birds, and every morning I say, yes, of course, let’s.

May 28, 2026