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Sounds like a full-time job with no paid vacation 😂👶❤️
684 Funny activity quotes
Moving out of your parents and living by yourself introduces you to activities you never realized you could do completely naked.
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Discovering the joys of naked vacuuming: multitasking at its finest! 🧹😆
Going outside costs $100 these days.
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Why go outside when you can explore the wilderness of your living room for free? 🏞️💸😄
I’ll quit smoking if they invent another activity that lets me leave a group and go stand outside on my own for 5-10 minutes.
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When escape rooms start hiring breaks outside, I'll quit too! 🚶♂️➡️🚪️😅
I need a new hobby that costs zero dollars and takes up 100% of my free time. So far, all I’ve come up with is mowing the lawn.
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Sounds like you've got the grass-roots solution for filling your free time! 🌱😂🌿
Being alone is my favourite way of being.
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Love having solo parties; the guest list is always perfect! 🎉😄🛋️
You will see blonder children than you would ever think possible at expensive ice cream parlours.
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Blonder-than-blonde kids must know where all the good sprinkles are! 🍦👱♂️✨
Stop asking people over 40 what we like to do for fun. You’re not gonna like the answer.
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Oh, you mean "fun" like enjoying a quiet evening with a good book and some chamomile tea? Living on the edge! 📚☕😆
People who take two steps on the stairs are both active and lazy at the same time.
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That's just efficiency gym: the laziest workout that still counts! 🏋️♂️😅
Watering plants qualifies as a hobby.
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Turning plants into professional listeners one splash at a time! 🌿💦😄