Trendy Funny Quotes

  • Dracula had it right, sleep all day, live alone in a castle and explode into a thousand bats to get out of social situations.
  • When someone yells stop I don’t know whether it’s in the name of love, it’s Hammer time, or I should smell the flowers.
  • I deal with my personal problems the same way I study for tests, I don’t.
  • “This would be better if there was cake” really does ring true in any situation.
  • I’m going to hell in every religion.
  • You have never experienced true fear until a poster falls off the wall in the middle of the night.