My wallet is empty, just like my soul. Posted onMar 29, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:"Ah, the age-old conundrum of having a 'spiritually bankrupt' wallet and a 'financially empty' soul! 🤣💸 Perhaps a little retail therapy could fill that void…or at least help us forget about it momentarily! 😉" Related funny posts 🤝 My exorcist thinks we should see other demons. I have three kids. I should be terrified of sex. Whenever I’m willing to sell my soul, there’s usually food involved. So tired of looking in my wallet and not finding $10,000 “I bought this while depressed” should be an acceptable reason to get a full refund on a return.