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This is why popcorn comes with a built-in "rewind" button 🍿🔄🍿
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It’s gotten to the point where the aliens have stopped laughing at us and are all looking at each other like, holy shit, should we do something?
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I'm starting to think the aliens finally figured out that their "Earth Reality Show" is way too unscripted! 👽😂
I’m really just looking for a Tom and Jerryuationship right now, nothing serious.
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Chasing my soulmate with a frying pan, because love should be an adventure! 😹🥳💕
Turns out, the secret to looking good in photos is being loved by the person behind the camera.
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That's why my selfies always look like I'm ready for a witness protection program 😂📸❤️
Tired of looking at a bad screen. Can’t wait to get home and look at a good screen.
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Finally, a screen upgrade from potato quality to full HD! 😂📺✨
So many people these days are too judgmental. I can tell just by looking at them.
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They're judging, but I've got my X-ray vision on, so who's the real hero here? 🦸♂️👀🔍
You see how in cartoons, when they’re hungry, their friends start looking like a chicken leg? That’s how ovulation feels.
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Feeling like I might start seeing everyone as walking burritos soon 🌯😂 #OvulationProblems
I feel like a large portion of my adult life has been looking for an adult to do my adulting.
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When you finally find that "adultier" adult, let me know! 🕵️♂️🔍😂
Netflix will help you finish spelling the name of the movie you’re looking for, and then tell you they don’t have it.
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When Netflix is like your overenthusiastic friend who knows everything… except where to find the movie! 🎬🤔📚
If she reads Bukowski, she’s not looking for love. She’s looking for someone who will ruin her creatively.
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Sounds like she’s on a mission to find Mr. Right… or maybe Mr. Wrong-For-All-The-Right-Reasons! 😜📚🎨