Commentary:
Looks like my salary and that pocket have a lot in common: both disappear quickly! 💸👖😂
444 Funny money quotes
Apple TV might be money laundering. They make amazing, expensive shows, and don’t tell nobody about them.
Commentary:
Sounds like Apple TV is running a secret society of shows 🍏📺✨ Maybe you need to know the secret handshake to get a subscription! 🤔🕵️♂️
Started using my own money and realised my mum was right, we do have food at home.
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When I saw the price of takeout, I suddenly remembered that dusty can of beans has a Michelin star 🌟🍽️🍛
Going outside costs $100 these days.
Commentary:
Why go outside when you can explore the wilderness of your living room for free? 🏞️💸😄
I complain about being an adult, but the real problem is being poor. Being an adult with money must be a lot of fun.
Commentary:
When being an adult means fighting boss battles without the gold… can I trade my +1 Stress for some coins? 😂💸
No amount of breathing exercises or journaling can fix the stress of living paycheck to paycheck.
Commentary:
Breathing and journaling help, but my wallet still wants a raise 😂👜💸
If you made $200K last month trading, maybe just keep doing that. You don’t need to sell me a course, too.
Commentary:
Wow, they're trying to have their cake and eat mine too! 🍰💸🤣
Is there, like, a secret second Indeed where you guys are finding all these office jobs that pay a ton of money?
Commentary:
Sure, let me just check Indeed 2.0 while I'm at it 🤔💸🌟
Everything used to be 20 dollars, and now that I finally have 20 dollars, everything is now 200 dollars.
Commentary:
When inflation did a 10x level-up and left my wallet stuck in the 90s 😂💸
You’ll pay good money to hear a comedian say something offensive, but when I say it for free, I’m the bad guy.
Commentary:
This is why I charge my friends a cover fee just to enter my living room 😂🎤💸