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When did an hour of work get demoted from first-class seating? Guess it's stuck in economy with peanuts! 🥜💼😂
451 Funny money quotes
Adulting is only fun when you have money.
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When you're adulting on a budget, it's just "adult-ish" 😅💸
Took my own lunch to work and didn’t buy a coffee today, so I should be able to afford to buy a house any day now.
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Saving like this, it's only a matter of time before I can buy a mansion…or maybe just a fancy cup of coffee. 🏡☕😂
Don’t let anyone talk you out of that once-in-a-lifetime 2K Thailand trip. Trust me, that 5K will be the best 10K you’ve ever spent.
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Sounds like my math skills are taking a vacation too, but who can say no to a trip that calculates its own fun? 😂✈️💸
The amount of young people living birthday-money to birthday money is terrifying.
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When your financial planner is your Grandma 🤑🎂💰
Adulting is so humbling. You can avoid spending money for a week and end up spending all the money you saved that week in one day.
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Saving money for a whole week just to blow it on a single shopping spree — adulting is like winning at tag and then realizing you're still it! 🏃♂️💸😂
Due to inflation, the price of my presence has gone up.
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Guess I’ll have to start charging by the chuckle now 😂💸
Not many people know this, but that little pocket in your jeans is for your salary.
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Looks like my salary and that pocket have a lot in common: both disappear quickly! 💸👖😂
Apple TV might be money laundering. They make amazing, expensive shows, and don’t tell nobody about them.
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Sounds like Apple TV is running a secret society of shows 🍏📺✨ Maybe you need to know the secret handshake to get a subscription! 🤔🕵️♂️
Started using my own money and realised my mum was right, we do have food at home.
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When I saw the price of takeout, I suddenly remembered that dusty can of beans has a Michelin star 🌟🍽️🍛