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Breathing and journaling help, but my wallet still wants a raise 😂👜💸
439 Funny money quotes
If you made $200K last month trading, maybe just keep doing that. You don’t need to sell me a course, too.
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Wow, they're trying to have their cake and eat mine too! 🍰💸🤣
Is there, like, a secret second Indeed where you guys are finding all these office jobs that pay a ton of money?
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Sure, let me just check Indeed 2.0 while I'm at it 🤔💸🌟
Everything used to be 20 dollars, and now that I finally have 20 dollars, everything is now 200 dollars.
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When inflation did a 10x level-up and left my wallet stuck in the 90s 😂💸
You’ll pay good money to hear a comedian say something offensive, but when I say it for free, I’m the bad guy.
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This is why I charge my friends a cover fee just to enter my living room 😂🎤💸
People see me spending money and think I’m rich. No, bro, I’m just irresponsible.
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Living life like a financial funambulist! 🤹♂️💸😅
What’s my net worth? Buddy, I don’t own a net.
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Looks like we're fishing for compliments, not cash! 🎣💸
Made my last mortgage payment. Yay! I still owe a lot, I’m just not paying anymore.
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Living the dream, where the house is kinda mine and my wallet is officially free! 😂🏡💸
“I’m great at saving money, as long as I don’t go anywhere, see anyone, or open my eyes.”
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The secret to financial success: become a hermit with narcoleptic tendencies 🏡🛌💰😴
Money will not leave you on read for 9 hours.
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Finally found something more reliable than my last text buddy 🤑📱🤷♂️