Funny money quotes

Funny money quotes bring a humorous perspective to our relationship with finances! 💸😂 From witty takes on budgeting to the quirks of spending, these quotes offer a lighthearted look at the often serious topic of money. Enjoy a laugh as you ponder the ups and downs of financial life! 😄🤑

Everyone is always talking about raising money for dogs without homes, but what about the ones who don’t have cars?

Funny Quotes September 11, 2024

Tweeting shouldn’t cost money but it should flip you on your back like a bug for 15 minutes.

Funny Quotes September 10, 2024

I like running because it’s cheaper than paying for a gym membership. If the gym wants the money I owe them, they’ll have to catch me.

Funny Quotes September 9, 2024

I’m planning to save money on Christmas gifts this year by wrapping up all the toys my toddler dropped behind the couch.

Funny Quotes September 9, 2024

I’m not calling anyone daddy unless I’m asking for money for the mall.

Funny Quotes September 8, 2024

If someone asks you: ‘Why are you single, don’t you like people?’, answer: ‘Why aren’t you a millionaire, don’t you like money?’

Funny Quotes September 7, 2024

I always thought that aunts had a lot of money. Until I became one myself.

Funny Quotes August 29, 2024

My main career goal at the moment is to find a big bag of money in the woods.

Funny Quotes August 28, 2024

NFTs were less about the money and more about the friends you scammed along the way.

Funny Quotes August 28, 2024

If politicians can text my cell phone asking for money, I should be able to text them directly with policy suggestions.

Funny Quotes August 24, 2024

Just paid my bills, so don’t ask me to come out. I’m at home getting my money’s worth.

Funny Quotes August 22, 2024

The woman that cleaned my house could make a lot of money by threatening to release the before and after photos.

Funny Quotes August 22, 2024

I heard time is money, so I quit my job. Now I have lots of time!

Funny Quotes August 22, 2024

I don’t even check my bank account no more. I just swipe my card and if it’s god’s will, money will be debited.

Funny Quotes August 21, 2024

Technically, all the money I have ever spent on food has been flushed down the toilet.

Funny Quotes August 19, 2024