Trendy Funny Quotes

  • These days I just accept the website cookies without any protest. Website is like Grandma, I’m not gonna fight with her.
  • The class: “You want us to do what?” Super Mario: “Jump around, catch and eat the giant mushroom, bang your head against the crates and, if necessary, crush all the critters. It’sa easy!”
  • My favorite part of leaving the house is looking forward to going home.
  • I eat cake because it’s somebody’s birthday somewhere.
  • I’m super lazy today. It’s like normal lazy but I’m wearing a cape.
  • Keep smiling, it makes people wonder what you’re up to.