Sorry I’m late, I got here as soon as I wanted to. Posted onSep 22, 2023Sep 21, 2023 by slickboy in Funny Quotes FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppSorry I’m late, I got here as soon as I wanted to. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 I thought I wanted a career. Turns out all I wanted is paychecks. I didn’t buy that thing I wanted but didn’t need, so I celebrated by buying a different thing I wanted but didn’t need. Sorry for being late, I was enjoying my last few minutes of not being here. I’m sorry for the things I said when I was running late due to circumstances completely within my control. Sorry I’m late, traffic is exactly how it’s been every day for the past couple years, and I was not expecting that.