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“I asked ChatGPT.” Okay, well, I asked my mom.

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I’m the guy at Apple who makes sure all your featured photos are your exes and your dog that died.

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Spent the day decorating the house for Christmas and my wife spent the day re-decorating the house for Christmas.

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I’ve never met a garlic bread I didn’t get on with.

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Does refusing to go to the gym count as resistance training?

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The only thing that could heal me is a memory loss.

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Thanks to AI, some of us went from being told by our parents not to trust the internet to having to tell our parents not to trust the internet.

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You think you’re your own worst critic? Just wait till you have kids.

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You should be allowed to go home early from work if you miss your dog a lot.

94 shares on Messenger this month:

Friendly reminder that someone having a different opinion about a movie than you is a direct attack on you as a person and you should take it very personally.

72 shares on Instagram this month:

Things I don’t want in my future house: An angry man.

16 shares on X this month:

That moment when you realize “yeah, this person is never gonna hear from me again” is so crazy.

23 shares on TikTok this month:

Just realized when I get a partner, that means my family is gonna know that I have feelings.

97 shares on Threads this month:

If I got possessed demonically, I wouldn’t even notice it. With everything else I’ve got going on.

27 shares on Threads this month:

And for my next trick, I’ll set your soul on fire.

72 shares on Slack this month:

Don’t put words in my mouth—that’s where the hot dogs go.

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Why aren’t we using these t-shirt cannons for burritos?

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You look like you suck at Mario Kart.

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That’s just brainslop. You only came up with that by thinking.

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Just remember, you don’t need a special reason to buy a cake.

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The most difficult thing you’ll do as a parent is not rearrange the ornaments after the kids put them on the tree.

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When they make a Hate Island, somebody link me.

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One big difference between men and women is that if a woman says “Smell this,” it usually smells nice.

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The real advantage of being self-employed is that you don’t have to go to a Christmas party.

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Home is where you can say anything because nobody’s really listening, anyway.

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Sorry, I liked your post one second after you posted it but in my defense, I’ve had my phone in my hand since 2012.

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Start every meeting with, “Let’s just agree to disagree.”

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At a certain age, all you really want is a good mattress.

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If reports from this daisy are accurate, she loves me not.

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The only Spanish I know is buenas noches, which means bonus nachos – like finding forgotten tortilla chips in your cargo shorts.

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What a lot of people don’t understand about mountain climbing is: don’t do that!

Spotted on YouTube:

When someone says “I don’t want a relationship right now” the “at least not with you” is silent.

Making waves on YouTube:

When your kid asks you where the other parent is, they’re really saying that they’d like to speak with the manager.

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If only guys would moan in bed like they do in the gym…

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Men will ruin your whole life then come back and like your story.

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Any room can be an escape room when you have diarrhea.

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