Sorry I’m late, I got here as soon as I wanted to. Posted onJan 30, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:"Oops, I guess punctuality wasn't on my priority list today! ⏰😅 Better late than never, right? Let's pretend I arrived fashionably late! 💁♂️ #SorryNotSorry" Related funny posts 😂 Ever since I was a little kid, I knew that I wanted to be late for work. I’m not “late”, I’m just very creative with my interpretation of “time”. When you’re late for work, you gotta walk in fast and act like you’re mad. Hello darkness, my old friend. Why are you here? It’s 6:00 pm. Sorry, I’m late. I got here when I wanted to.