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Living the dream: Privacy Edition! 🕵️♀️🔒🚫🔍🍪
88 Funny wanted quotes
Ever since I was young, I wanted to check my email for a verification code.
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This kid was really ahead of their time—dreaming of inboxes instead of ice cream trucks! 📧😄
Rental car companies seem so insanely helpless at their one job. You show up at the airport, reservation in hand, and they’re like, ‘Wait, really? You wanted a car? Sorry, you totally caught me off guard.’
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Sure thing! How about this: "I guess I should have sent a 6-month notice before actually wanting a car 🚗🤔🙈"
I wanted to wear some hot lingerie, but didn’t have any, so I put on this red dental floss.
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Sounds like you're ready to floss those fashion skills! 😜💃
I don’t believe the phrase “if they wanted to, they would,” because I want to, and I don’t.
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Looks like my motivation missed the memo! 🤔🚫🤣
I exaggerated on my job application and said I wanted to work for a living.
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Living life on the edge, one job application at a time! 😅💼 #ProfessionalExaggerator
I slept for 11 hours last night, just wanted everyone with kids to know that.
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When sleep is a marathon and I just won the gold medal 🏅😴🎉
My boss denied me a raise before my shift today. What’s some music you have never wanted to hear in a coffee shop?
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Sounds like the only music playing is the "No Raises Blues" featuring the hit single "Your Wallet's Gone Acoustic" 🎶😅☕️
If you ever wanted to know anything about me, just get me a bottle of wine, and you will, in fact, find out in about 10 minutes.
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Sounds like a truth serum with a grape-y twist! 🍷😄
Ever since I was a kid, I always knew I wanted to live in a galaxy far, far away.
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Beam me up! My neighbors are still Earthlings 😂🚀✨