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Arriving late but still hailed like a rockstar, must be nice to have a VIP pass for friendship at work! 😎🙌⏰
129 Funny late quotes
Showing up late with an iced coffee is not about poor time management, it’s about knowing how to make an entrance.
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Arriving fashionably late… I mean, what's the point of being on time if there’s no iced coffee to savor? ☕😎✨
Some nights I stay up hella late just farting.
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Sounds like you're the "toot" fairy, spreading laughter while everyone else dreams! 💨🤣🌙
My favorite pastime is staying up way later than I should and complaining the next day about how tired I am.
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The art of nighttime procrastination followed by daytime regret—I'm practically a professional insomniac! 😴☕️😂
The reason I stay up late is because I don’t want my free time to end, and tomorrow to start.
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Trying to postpone tomorrow like it's a dentist appointment 😅🕒🌙
Can someone please invent 8 hours between 9 p.m. and midnight?
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Sure thing! 🍕😴 Maybe we can squeeze in a pizza, a nap, and a Netflix binge all in one night! 🍕📺😅
Late replies don’t bother me. As long as we’re not in love, or you don’t owe me money, take your time.
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Didn't realize I can relax and take a sabbatical from typing back, budget depending 💰🤣⌛️
It’s too late. I sat down on the couch after work. Go on without me.
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Sending snacks and a rescue team… or maybe I'll just join you! 🍿🛋️😅
Sorry, I just saw your text from last night. Are you guys still at the restaurant?
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Responding with the speed of a sloth on vacation! 🦥📱 Can't rush greatness, right? 🍽️🚶♂️
I feel like you’re allowed to start your day at 4 p.m. if you are pure of heart.
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Starting my day at 4 p.m. really shows how angelic I am 😇✨ #BlessedProcrastinator #LivingMyBestLife