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I’m not religious but I know there’s a hell because Monopoly exists.

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Don’t worry, guys. Together we can eliminate logic and reason on social media. I see some of you are already ahead of the game. Way to go!

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The best part of the relationship is before you meet them, and you’re single.

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You can’t keep running away from your problems, you’re getting older and your kids are getting faster.

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If cats could send Christmas cards, they wouldn’t.

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My boyfriend moved in with me straight from Hotel Mama. In a way, I’m now a single parent.

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Nothing brings neighbors together like a few cops cars in front of another neighbor’s house that no one likes.

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If I’m ever murdered, feel comfort in knowing I ran my mouth until the bitter end.

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Are you a software update, because not now!

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Sometimes I look deep into my colleagues’ eyes to check if you really can’t see the back of their skulls.

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Salt and pepper shakers add an air of mystique to any bathroom.

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At least men and women can agree on one thing: it feels amazing to take a bra off.

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Remind the demons under your bed that you’re the landlord, raise the rent.

Just landed via WeChat:

Stretching isn’t enough, I need to be able to disassemble my body like legos.

Seen just now on Twitch:

Did you know 17 muscles are activated when you’re crying? Fitness is my passion.

Going viral on Threads:

If Pokémon were real, state fairs would serve them deep fried on a stick.

Live now on Instagram:

I’m the friend who shows up with a shovel and an alibi.

Just landed via Snapchat:

If you ever think English is not a weird language just remember that read and lead rhyme and read and lead rhyme. But read and lead don’t rhyme, and neither do read and lead.

Spotted on X:

If I text you at 8:10, you’re supposed to reply at 8:09.

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Armed robbers are so weird. Why are you beating me when I don’t have money?

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Funny late quotes 😂⏰ are the perfect remedy for those who believe that time is just a social construct best ignored. Why rush when you can stroll fashionably late to every occasion, amping up the suspense like a celebrity at an awards show? Whether you’re habitually tardy or just accidentally on purpose, these quotes will have you laughing all the way to your next delayed arrival. After all, good things come to those who wait, right? 😉

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Someone from 🇬🇪 has copied:

How many of y’all are “burn a CD” and “lime wire” old?

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Hawk o the mornin tuah

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I’ve been saving these cleavage crumbs just for you babe.

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Please pray for my husband, he’s struggling to find me.

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Just because you can connect to your neighbor’s bluetooth speaker and play ghost noises doesn’t mean you should.

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The best part of vacation with your extended family is talking shit about them on the trip home.

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Embattled politicians resign saying they want to spend more time with their families. Do their families get a say in this?

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I’m not a dietitian, but if you eat pizza right at midnight your body doesn’t know if the calories go towards yesterday or today so they don’t count.

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It’s a shame that you can’t hold people up to the light like banknotes to see whether they are fake or real.

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I’m very loyal to whatever brand is on sale.

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If stress burned calories, I’d be a supermodel by now.

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My doctor told me “good luck” and gave me finger guns, so obviously I’m dying.

Broadcasted on Discord:

Pretty cool that we all come together on Christmas and celebrate the birth of Santa.

Trending via Telegram:

If you think I’m rude, you should hear the voices in my head.

Going viral on Discord:

Not to brag, but I was unhinged way before it was cool.

Going viral on Slack:

Everyone’s gangsta till you’re waiting on your dog to poop.

Just shared via Messenger:

I autograph every hotel Bible I find with “Best wishes, JC”.

Just shared via Pinterest:

There are a few certainties in this life: death, taxes and when a Canadian tells you it’s cold out, it’s cold out.

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My summer body is just my winter body with better lighting.

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The first 120 hours after the weekend are always the worst.

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