Stop roasting yourself, you’re not a marshmallow. Commentary:"Hey there, self-roaster! Remember, you're not made of marshmallow material – no need to burn yourself out! 🔥🚫 Stay cool like a cucumber instead! 🥒😄" Related Funny Posts 🤝 I have an emotional support chicken roasting in the oven. Imagine Pinocchio roasting you for 5 mins straight and his nose didn’t move an inch. Stop blaming yourself for your failures. Learn astrology and blame the planets. Stop hating yourself for everything. Be specific. Stop asking a clown why he keeps acting like a clown, ask yourself why you keep going to the circus.
