Stop roasting yourself, you’re not a marshmallow.

Stop roasting yourself, you’re not a marshmallow.

Commentary:
"Hey there, self-roaster! Remember, you're not made of marshmallow material – no need to burn yourself out! 🔥🚫 Stay cool like a cucumber instead! 🥒😄"

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