Related Funny Quotes 🤝
- I have an emotional support chicken roasting in the oven.
- Christmas adverts: “Eat all the food! Drink all the drink! Spoil yourself! It’s Christmas!” New year adverts: “Look at what you’ve done to yourself, you fat sack of shit!”
- My husband is the do-it-yourself type. I asked him to take out the garbage and he said, “do it yourself.”
- Stop hating yourself for everything. Be specific.
- Stop blaming yourself for your failures. Learn astrology and blame the planets.
