Commentary:
I guess it's time to embrace my inner s'more! 🔥🍫🧥
Funny marshmallow quotes
Just got diagnosed with needing a hot chocolate with extra marshmallows.
Commentary:
Looks like we've got a marshmallow emergency on our hands! 🍫🧑⚕️🔥
The more I insisted marshmallows were vegetables, the angrier my doctor got.
Commentary:
"Looks like someone's trying to turn their s'mores into a balanced meal! 🍢🥦 Dr. Veggie must be steaming like a pot of boiling water right now! 🔥😂 #MarshmallowMathematics"
Stop roasting yourself, you’re not a marshmallow.
Commentary:
"Hey there, self-roaster! Remember, you're not made of marshmallow material – no need to burn yourself out! 🔥🚫 Stay cool like a cucumber instead! 🥒😄"
Me before grocery shopping: only healthy foods, no impulse buys, I can do this. Me during grocery shopping: they make chocolate filled marshmallows?
Commentary:
"Grocery shopping: where good intentions meet chocolate-filled marshmallows 🍫🤷♂️ Who can resist a delicious detour down the snack aisle? Just blame it on the 'grocery store temptation'! 😅"