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"Ah yes, sundries – Grandma's code word for scandalous unmentionables 😏👵💋 Who knew shopping for everyday items could be so risqué? Keep your secrets hidden in the sundry section, folks! 🤫👙 #GrandmaKnowsBest"

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Damn, I just realized that the future idealized version of myself can’t exist without current me being the catalyst for change and doing hard things.

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I can’t believe we live in the timeline where we invented a technology to make it so we can never trust a photo or video again.

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I like that they put all that stuff outside for you to look at when you’re on a walk.

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Someone taking your parking space at your own home is a different type of anger.

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I drink so much coffee, people feel jittery when they see a picture of me.

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It’s so cool when people who write for a living admit that they don’t read books or have thoughts.

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Being annoying is the most beautiful thing a woman could be.

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An internship is only unpaid if you don’t steal enough.

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Deja poo is when you feel like you’ve heard the same shit before.

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Just because I’m friendly doesn’t mean I like you. It just means that I’m not rude.

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Watching someone else control the computer and doing it differently than you would, is one of life’s greatest challenges.

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I just want a man to look at me the way Doc from ‘Back to the Future’ looks when something exciting happens.

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Where do we acquire the ducks that we’re supposed to be putting in a row?

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Life is just a series of obstacles preventing you from reading your book.

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Politics top tip: Gain people’s trust by telling them that everyone is lying to them.

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If you stand too close to me in the check out line, you may as well pay for my stuff while you’re breathing down my neck.

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I should’ve been a crow. They get to fly around looking goth as hell and seeking retribution. Instead, I have to go to an office and work on my ‘people skills.’

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I don’t even know what the Transformers are fighting about, to be honest.

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Life is really sucking the life out of me.

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Anyone else smile at old people just to show that you’re one of the good ones.

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Instead of writing letters, let’s wait a week before texting each other back so it still feels like it.

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If elves make shoes, cookies, and toys, why don’t we put them in charge of more stuff?

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I’d enjoy summer a lot more if someone came by hourly and misted me like produce.

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A college education is one of the few things a person is willing to pay for and not get.

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Did you know that if you listen to any Black Sabbath album backwards, you can hear them singing backwards?

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I’m not even a 2nd choice, I’m like an 8th choice, sometimes a 10th.

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Donuts hug you from the inside.

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Sundries sounds like something grandma would call scandalous underwear.

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