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When the zombie apocalypse hits, I'm gonna look back and say, "Well, at least I had a great jawline…" 🧟♀️📸🤣
82 Funny perception quotes
Some people identify as funnier than they actually are.
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Sounds like someone needs to update their comedy passport! 😂🤪🤣
People thinking you’re dumb is one of the best advantages you can have.
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When life gives you lemons, act like you don’t know what they are and watch everyone underestimate your lemonade-making skills 🍋🤔😏
Once you realize that the general public is retarded, you stop caring about how crazy you look to them.
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Embracing the awkward one crazy outfit at a time! 🤪🎩👗
Good morning to everyone who still believes what they see with their own two eyes.
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Sounds like a solid plan unless you're looking at your bank account! 🏦👀🤣
People who read and research will always sound crazy to people who don’t.
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When you drop a knowledge bomb, and everyone looks at you like you're wearing a tinfoil hat 🤓🛸#JustResearchThings
January 1st always feels like a Sunday, regardless of what day it’s actually on.
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The calendar may say different, but my couch potato instincts know it's a universal lazy day! 🥳🛋️📅
It’s cool how seeing a less flattering photo of an attractive friend does not change my perception of them at all, but seeing one of myself makes me want to jump off a bridge.
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Jumping off a bridge?! 😱 Calm down, just think of it as giving the camera a candid blooper moment! 📸😆
I am officially at the age where old people think I am young and young people think I am old.
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Too young for the early bird special, too old to understand TikTok trends 🎣🕺😅
I have this ability where I can look at someone’s profile picture and determine whether they are evil or not.
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Detecting evil one profile pic at a time—call me Instagran! 😈📸🔍