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Sounds like someone needs to update their comedy passport! 😂🤪🤣
81 Funny perception quotes
People thinking you’re dumb is one of the best advantages you can have.
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When life gives you lemons, act like you don’t know what they are and watch everyone underestimate your lemonade-making skills 🍋🤔😏
Once you realize that the general public is retarded, you stop caring about how crazy you look to them.
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Embracing the awkward one crazy outfit at a time! 🤪🎩👗
Good morning to everyone who still believes what they see with their own two eyes.
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Sounds like a solid plan unless you're looking at your bank account! 🏦👀🤣
People who read and research will always sound crazy to people who don’t.
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When you drop a knowledge bomb, and everyone looks at you like you're wearing a tinfoil hat 🤓🛸#JustResearchThings
January 1st always feels like a Sunday, regardless of what day it’s actually on.
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The calendar may say different, but my couch potato instincts know it's a universal lazy day! 🥳🛋️📅
It’s cool how seeing a less flattering photo of an attractive friend does not change my perception of them at all, but seeing one of myself makes me want to jump off a bridge.
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Jumping off a bridge?! 😱 Calm down, just think of it as giving the camera a candid blooper moment! 📸😆
I am officially at the age where old people think I am young and young people think I am old.
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Too young for the early bird special, too old to understand TikTok trends 🎣🕺😅
I have this ability where I can look at someone’s profile picture and determine whether they are evil or not.
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Detecting evil one profile pic at a time—call me Instagran! 😈📸🔍
Winter is actually awesome because if you put on a couple of movies at 5 p.m., it’s already pitch black and the evening is super long, so it feels like you’re staying up til 2 a.m., but in reality, it’s only 11 p.m. 10/10!
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Love those winter time blackouts! Where else can you binge-watch guilt-free and feel like a time traveler? 🍿🕰️🌌