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Sometimes being a woman is just trying to figure out if you’re hormonally sad, seasonally sad, or genuinely falling apart.

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The “Wooooooooo” track from sitcoms should play whenever you kiss someone in real life.

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Getting paid to sleep would be such a dream job.

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It’s lowkey nothing else to do except become a better version of yourself, lol.

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Never forget that, just a couple of years ago, people were justifying paying $20,000 for a JPEG of an ape.

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I didn’t mean to gain weight. It happened by snaccident.

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There’s nothing worse than accidentally becoming an important person at your job.

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If you have a pure heart, you can make pretty much any non-baking meal off just vibes and intuition.

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I wanna stand with you on a mountain and throw you into the sea, or whatever Savage Garden was on about.

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People always tell me I’d be “late to my own funeral” like it’s a bad thing. They’d be lucky if I even showed up to that depressing shit.

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I hate small cars that disguise themselves as free parking spaces and drop their masks as soon as you pull up in front of them.

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I’m not actively avoiding you. I don’t actively do anything.

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I miss when The Weeknd was making sex-addict-on-drugs music.

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My problem with Christmas shopping is that I keep seeing things that I like… for me.

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The feminine urge to act clueless while knowing everything.

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It’s so embarrassing when attention seekers feel the need to tell everybody it’s their birthday in, like, every conversation, which, for me, would be today, by the way.

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All these self-driving vehicles… It’s only a matter of time before we hear a country song about his truck leaving him.

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Nothing betrays your age more than the slang you refuse to let go of.

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The feminine urge to start a coven.

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Any room can be a panic room if you just give me a few minutes.

Thank you, moon, for staying awake so late.

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Humorous quote about the moon's late-night vigilance, capturing a lighthearted celestial vibe.

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The moon's pulling an all-nighter—someone get it some coffee! ☕🌙😴

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My tattoo means that I can’t be trusted with $200.

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The Netflix “Recommended For You” list is why I have trust issues.

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My retirement plan is 100% contingent on me finding a buried treasure at some point.

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There are more bots on here than in Star Wars.

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Opening this app is like lighting a cigarette.

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Everyone’s a gangster until they see a rainbow.

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In America we have marijuana. In France they have oui’d.

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Grammar is important. It’s the difference between feeling your nuts and feeling you’re nuts.

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Taking the day off to brush up on conspiracy theories and really get this Thanksgiving party started.

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‘Tis the season to wrap objects in colorful paper with the fine motor skills of a T-Rex.

29 shares on Snapchat this month:

Next time I feel butterflies, I’m chugging down a bottle of tequila so they drown.

68 shares on Threads this month:

Taylor Swift should write a song about when your sleeves keep rolling down every time you wash the dishes.

38 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Your reply guys are like Pooh Bear. They wear no pants and are relentlessly trying to get in your honeypot.

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I deal with my personal problems the same way I study for tests, I don’t.

55 shares on Slack this month:

No crypto for me, thanks, at least not until I figure out how dollars work.

62 shares on Reddit this month:

A storm knows it’s laced with destruction, and yet it rages on.

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I’m stuck between “I need to save money” and “You only live once.”

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Sex before marriage is a sin unless you do it doggy style, because all dogs go to heaven. Follow me for more biblical loopholes.

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This entire year has been the Nightmare Before Christmas.

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I’m nervous that my diet pill will stick in my throat, so I usually eat a few cookies after to help push it down.

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The sexual tension between me and not finishing the last 2 episodes of a drama.

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Okay, seen enough, someone put a blanket over my cage.

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Lego bricks are classic educational toys. You step on them once and you can do ballet.

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We need a slur for people who use ChatGPT.

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The circus does not condone the actions being taken by its monkeys.

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My ducks are not even remotely in a row. My ducks are in places no duck has ever gone before.

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If you’re feeling lonely, start a small business. Then you’ll have a little company.

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The word aerobics comes from two Greek words: aero, meaning “ability to,” and bics, meaning “withstand tremedous boredom.”

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The divorce rate among my socks is astonishing.

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There should be a tented fingers emoji. For when you’re feeling ruminative.

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Most of Twitter could probably use a good bop on the nose with a rolled-up newspaper.

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I’ve learned two important things in life, I can’t remember the first one, but the second one is to write everything down.

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Don’t ever get excited if your kid likes a new food. They won’t like it tomorrow.

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Hate when I get halfway there and have to go back for my teeth.

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They should make statues of regular people, like you’re walking through the park and there’s a statue of your friend Jeff.

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You know what brought my home value up? Not having an angry man in it.

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Thank you, moon, for staying awake so late.

Keep the laugh going 😂

My tattoo means that I can’t be trusted with $200.

The Netflix “Recommended For You” list is why I have trust issues.

My retirement plan is 100% contingent on me finding a buried treasure at some point.

There are more bots on here than in Star Wars.

Opening this app is like lighting a cigarette.

Everyone’s a gangster until they see a rainbow.

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