33 funny moon quotes - Wordgag

I bet being full feels so good for the moon.

May 25, 2026

Blaming the full moon for whatever unhinged decision I make tonight.

May 25, 2026

We put a man on the moon in 1969, and if you elect me to be your president, I promise that we will not stop until every man is on the moon.

May 24, 2026

I respect the moon’s unwillingness to be photographed on a phone.

May 23, 2026

12 people have been to the moon and only 8 people have won Takeshi’s Castle. Really makes you think.

May 23, 2026

There’s going to be a full moon this Christmas! Because mixing family and alcohol together wasn’t enough…

May 23, 2026

Unpopular opinion: The moon is actually way more useful than the sun. Because the moon gives us light at night when it’s dark. The sun only gives us light during the day when it’s already bright.

May 22, 2026

I appreciate the sun for always moving in the sky in a predictable way but I also respect the moon for just kind of doing whatever.

May 22, 2026

When the moon hits your eye like it’s 5:45, that’s November.

May 22, 2026

“I’d love to go to the moon” I said “but on a full moon day of course, no point going all that way when only half of it’s there”

May 22, 2026

Girl, if the moon can block the sun, then you can definitely block your ex.

May 22, 2026

If you can’t say anything nice, don’t say anything at all: I watched Rebel Moon 2 and the Netflix app worked well. Showed me the entire movie. In color.

May 21, 2026

When the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie, that’s amore. When you swim in the sea and an eel bites your knee, that’s a moray.

May 21, 2026

We can put a man on the moon but we can’t find a good way to drink wine from a lying down position.

May 21, 2026

No more bare minimum, I want the moon and the stars. Maybe even a planet at this point.

May 20, 2026

I was gonna kiss you under the blood moon eclipse, but whatever, bro.

May 19, 2026

Kinda miss being a child and wondering why the moon follows me.

May 19, 2026

If she wants the moon, you get her the moon.

May 19, 2026

I’d probably be a very chill werewolf, even during a full moon.

May 19, 2026

The moon is literally dragging the oceans around, and you think your body shouldn’t feel it?

May 18, 2026

I was into the moon before it was even full.

May 18, 2026

Thank you, moon, for staying awake so late.

May 6, 2026

How can my iPhone camera reach the moon faster than a rocket?

Apr 3, 2026Apr 3, 2026

As a girl, I should be allowed to speak to the moon directly.

Mar 31, 2026

Tonight, the moon is staring at me.

Mar 31, 2026

Text her when the moon looks pretty.

Mar 31, 2026

Wanna perform obscene blood rituals under the full moon, or nah?

Mar 30, 2026

Girls be like, “I know a spot,” then sacrifice you under the full moon.

Mar 30, 2026

The moon landing was faked. They actually went to Mars, and I can prove it.

Mar 30, 2026

Aliens are coming to Earth, people are going to the Moon, and I am still pushing on a door that says pull.

Mar 30, 2026

I’m convinced that if Earth explodes, all the cats will land safely on the moon, on their feet.

Mar 30, 2026

I respect the moon because it controls three of our most precious entities: oceans, wolves & women.

Mar 29, 2026

Blocking me is like blocking the sun, the moon and the stars.

Mar 28, 2026