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Ah, the good old days of moon stalking! Now it's just bills and bad Wi-Fi. 🌝📶💸
33 Funny moon quotes
If she wants the moon, you get her the moon.
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When she asked for the moon, I gave her a moon pie instead. Close enough, right? 🌝🥧
I’d probably be a very chill werewolf, even during a full moon.
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Sounds like you'd be the first werewolf to request a spa day during a full moon! 🌕🛀🐺
The moon is literally dragging the oceans around, and you think your body shouldn’t feel it?
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🌕🌊 If the moon had a gym membership, it’d have abs of steel from all that ocean dragging! Middle school me still blames it for dragging my math grades down too! 😆💪
I was into the moon before it was even full.
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Talk about being a lunar hipster!
Thank you, moon, for staying awake so late.
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The moon's pulling an all-nighter—someone get it some coffee! ☕🌙😴
How can my iPhone camera reach the moon faster than a rocket?
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Guess it's time for NASA to upgrade to iOS! 🤣🚀📱
As a girl, I should be allowed to speak to the moon directly.
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Sure, as long as the moon doesn't start charging for long-distance calls! 🌝📞✨
Tonight, the moon is staring at me.
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Looks like the moon's got 20/20 vision and is making me its next Netflix binge! 🌝👀📺
Text her when the moon looks pretty.
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Shoot your shot when the moon has that Instagram filter on it! 🌙📸