That fight could’ve been an email. Posted on4 days ago4 days ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppThat fight could’ve been an email. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 In hell, you wait for a ‘verify your email address’ email that never arrives. When I write “I hope this email finds you well” I’m referring to the email’s skills in tracking you down. Me, waiting on an email: What the hell is taking so long, this is ridiculous. Me, sending an email: this can probably wait another three weeks or so. My fight or flight response has frequent flyer miles. I’m proud to announce that am winning my fight against sobriety.