That fight could’ve been an email. Commentary:💌💥 "That fight could’ve been an email… the drama, the tension, the suspense… all for what could have been summed up in a couple of paragraphs and a few passive-aggressive emojis 😂 Next time, save the energy for the inbox, folks!" 📧✉️ Related Funny Quotes 🤝 When I write “I hope this email finds you well” I’m referring to the email’s skills in tracking you down. Me, waiting on an email: What the hell is taking so long, this is ridiculous. Me, sending an email: this can probably wait another three weeks or so. “Hope this email finds you doing well!” The email found me, therefore I am unwell. No email needs to tell me not to reply. This whole week could have been an email.