That fight could’ve been an email.

Someone from 🇹🇲 has bookmarked:

Don’t listen to them, little password. You are strong.

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Next time I feel incompetent at my job, I hope I remember that someone once pushed a live software update that crashed half the planet.

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Waiting for my wife to approve my new year’s resolution of making independent decisions.

Someone from 🇻🇳 has downloaded:

I’m going to bed, everyone. Try to keep it down.

Someone from 🇸🇲 has copied:

So single the neighborhood cats make ME dinner.

Someone from 🇨🇩 has copied:

Nothing in a household is said more lovingly than, “Can you bring me some toilet paper?”

Someone from 🇹🇩 has copied:

Forever grateful that thought bubbles aren’t a real thing.

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Being a woman is trying to guess what the hell is going on with your body three times a week.

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Group projects in school weren’t meant to teach you teamwork, they were meant to teach you how to deal with the incompetence of your coworkers in the workplace.

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I don’t abuse substances. I cherish and nurture them.