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Today, I want to talk about underperforming continents. Antarctica, explain yourself.

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Whoever first said, “It gets to a point,” was definitely at that point, and I feel them deeply.

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If evolution really works, how come mothers only have two hands?

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My best friend is married and buying a house. I ate popcorn for dinner.

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Still waiting for aliens to abduct me, which feels pretty rude considering I’ve been dressed and ready for years.

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To the guy who invented zero, thanks for nothing.

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Of course, I also put my mobile down from time to time. For example, when someone tries to call me.

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For my birthday, I want everyone to delete whatever old version of me they have in their head— it expired.

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The longer you go without something, the more comfortable you become without it. That goes for people, too.

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Nobody told me that it takes 1-2 business days to put a snow outfit on a toddler.

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You know that moment when you get up in the morning, you’re full of energy and you can’t wait to get to work? Me neither!

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Imagine if social media closed every day at 6pm like a shop.

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I love chatty cats like, yeah, bro, meow meow, you’re so right.

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Hey, boy, are you the worst-case scenario? Because you’re all I think about.

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Apparently it’s inappropriate to yell out “Shots, shots, shots, shots” while your child’s getting immunizations at the pediatrician’s office.

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Intro to salsa class was weird, I starved myself all day, there was no chips or dips and then these weirdos were all grabby and dancing around.

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I just got lied to by 3K+ people. That recipe was awful.

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Super excited about a brand new week of faking it.

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Nobody views your story faster than someone who doesn’t talk to you.

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I had a dream about you. You were stupid there, too.

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That fight could’ve been an email.

Today, I want to talk about underperforming continents. Antarctica, explain yourself.

Whoever first said, “It gets to a point,” was definitely at that point, and I feel them deeply.

If evolution really works, how come mothers only have two hands?

My best friend is married and buying a house. I ate popcorn for dinner.

Still waiting for aliens to abduct me, which feels pretty rude considering I’ve been dressed and ready for years.

To the guy who invented zero, thanks for nothing.

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I am grateful for my experiences. I just didn’t need them all.

After smartphones, we never got pictures of Bigfoot anymore. You know why? That’s right: 5G killed all the Bigfoots.

Any time I throw up, I stare at it like I’m getting a message from the past.

I find it extremely hard to believe that you’re rolling on the floor laughing.

I listen to a lot of white noise, so I get really excited when it rains or someone turns on a fan. It’s like seeing my favorite band live.

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People without a sense of humor should not be allowed to decide what people with a sense of humor are allowed to laugh at.

True romantics have made peace with the possibility of lifelong solitude.

“You’ve changed.” Yeah, I watched a new movie.

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Thanksgiving ain’t been the same ever since my uncle pulled that gun out on everybody.

A big part of my job as a parent is moving things away from the edges of countertops.

People in their late 20s and early 30s are like “this is my emotional support trip to Japan.”

When I worked as a restaurant critic, I wrote under a nom nom nom de plume.

Dearest, I beg of you, sleep properly and go for walks.

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No one talks about the horrific event of meeting someone who is exactly your type.

There’s no post-breakup healing process for girls. You just wake up one day and be like, “Ew,” and you’re free.

A beaver is an otter that has studied architecture.

If I block you and you email me, you’re getting another chance.

I wanna marry someone funnier than me, but sadly, I am the funniest.

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Today, I want to talk about underperforming continents. Antarctica, explain yourself.

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My best friend is married and buying a house. I ate popcorn for dinner.

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To the guy who invented zero, thanks for nothing.

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