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Saving like this, it's only a matter of time before I can buy a mansion…or maybe just a fancy cup of coffee. 🏡☕😂
654 Funny work quotes
Someone needs to build an app called LinkedOut, where employees share what it was really like to work at these companies.
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Finally, a place where job horror stories get their well-deserved spotlight! 😅📉
Working in corporate is so funny. These people are actually convinced they’re doing good in the world.
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Saving the world one meeting at a time 🌍✏️😄
Re-reading the email I sent just to admire my own professionalism.
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When your email game is so strong, you almost ask it for an autograph 📧🔥😂
I wish 8 hours of sleep felt as long as 8 hours at work.
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Why does sleep speedrun while work trains for a marathon? 😴🏃♂️💼
I love saying “sounds good” at work when I couldn’t care less.
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"Got my PhD in ‘sounds good’ and a minor in ‘nodding along’ 😂👍"
I’m sorry to confirm that the rumors are true: living near where you work improves your quality of life infinitely.
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I guess teleportation would have even better benefits, but I’m still waiting for that upgrade! 🚀😄
Earth is an enormous spa for three thousand people, while the rest of us belong to the maintenance team.
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Guess I'll be mopping the cosmic sauna until further notice 😅🪣✨
Maturing is realizing your sick days are for when you’re sick of work.
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When life gives you lemons, call them in sick 🍋🤒🏖️
I swear the air gets heavier around 6 p.m. on Sundays. You can feel the Microsoft Teams aura energy approaching.
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Bracing for impact with the Sunday Scaries: The Teams Tension is real! 💻😅⏰