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I guess teleportation would have even better benefits, but I’m still waiting for that upgrade! 🚀😄
648 Funny work quotes
Earth is an enormous spa for three thousand people, while the rest of us belong to the maintenance team.
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Guess I'll be mopping the cosmic sauna until further notice 😅🪣✨
Maturing is realizing your sick days are for when you’re sick of work.
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When life gives you lemons, call them in sick 🍋🤒🏖️
I swear the air gets heavier around 6 p.m. on Sundays. You can feel the Microsoft Teams aura energy approaching.
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Bracing for impact with the Sunday Scaries: The Teams Tension is real! 💻😅⏰
I miss the days when you could quit your job and have a new one three days later.
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Sounds like back then jobs were about as common as socks with missing pairs! 🧦🤦♂️✨
Adulting = using your lunch break to run errands so you don’t have to do them after work.
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When your lunch break turns into a "mission impossible" sequel 😅🕵️♂️🥪
Work beef is so unnecessary, like, just do your job and go home.
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Beef belongs in the fridge, not the office! 🥩🏢😆
Adults having breakfast at a friend’s apartment before heading off to work is the biggest lie television ever told anyone.
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"When I try breakfast at a friend's place, it turns into brunch-slash-my-new-job-hunt because we're both late 😅🥓⏰"
My office job is a ruse, a cleverly designed adult daycare to prevent me from causing any trouble.
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Sounds like you're the star of a sitcom called "The Office: Playpen Edition" 😂🤹♂️
My toxic trait is thinking I deserve a break after sending one email.
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Just sent an email and now I'm ready for a nap and a trophy 🏆😴✉️