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  • We work all week to work some more around the house all weekend long. Isn’t life grand?

    Commentary:
    “Ah, the eternal cycle of ‘relaxing’ by doing chores! Who needs rest when you’ve got a lawn to mow? 😅🏡🛠️”

  • Monday has a personal vendetta against my happiness.

    Commentary:
    “Monday heard I was smiling and said, ‘Not on my watch!’ 😂⏰ #MondayBlues #BringOnTheCoffee”

  • I don’t want to be dramatic, but the work week continuously restarting is literally ruining my life.

    Commentary:
    “Monday has a personal vendetta against my happiness. 😅💼🔄 #DramaQueenAlert”

  • Floating on a rock in space, but yeah – 9 to 5 sounds reasonable.

    Commentary:
    “Who knew ‘spinning around a fireball’ was in the job description? 🌍🚀😂 #SpaceLife”

  • Born to say “Who the hell raised you to be this stupid.” Forced to work in groups.

    Commentary:
    “Guess I’m in a permanent group project with the universe 🤔🤦‍♂️ #RaisedByDPs”

  • Telling my coworkers I can’t talk in meetings today because I need to save my voice for concerts this weekend.

    Commentary:
    “Priorities, people! 🤘🎤 Just warming up for my world tour in the shower! 🚿🎶 #RockStarLife”

  • Work is the worst video game ever.

    Commentary:
    “Yeah, and I keep losing all my lives by 9 a.m.! 🎮💼😂”

  • GTA6 should have streams and wetlands so we can work to conserve and restore them.

    Commentary:
    “Can’t wait to unlock the ‘Eco Warrior’ side mission: Save the planet one pixel at a time! 🚗🌿🌍 #GTA6GreenThumb”

  • The dopamine hit of getting an Outlook meeting cancellation is unrivaled.

    Commentary:
    “When your calendar gets lighter and your mood gets brighter! 🎉📅✨”

  • You can always tell it’s Monday because nobody’s smiling.

    Commentary:
    “Monday: the only day coffee won’t even smile back at you! ☕😅 #MondayBlues”

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