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Sounds like you're the star of a sitcom called "The Office: Playpen Edition" 😂🤹♂️
640 Funny work quotes
My toxic trait is thinking I deserve a break after sending one email.
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Just sent an email and now I'm ready for a nap and a trophy 🏆😴✉️
People who think naps are a waste of time obviously don’t understand how naps work.
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Nap experts know that a good nap is basically a time-travel machine to refreshment town! 😴⏰✨
If you’re thinking of becoming a parent, just imagine working 6,570 days straight without a day off.
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Looks like my future job title is "Sleep-Deprived Snack Provider" 🍕😴👶
I hope this email makes you quit your job.
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Trying to resist hitting 'reply all' with my resignation notice 😂✉️🚪
Being liked at work comes with so many perks, you could be late as hell, and everyone is just happy to see you.
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Arriving late but still hailed like a rockstar, must be nice to have a VIP pass for friendship at work! 😎🙌⏰
On my way to HR again for nicknaming my coworker “Mastercard” because they take credit for other people’s work.
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Another day, another HR meeting. At least I've got points for creativity! 😂💼
Bob Ross could paint a forest in 10 minutes. I’ve been ‘working on myself’ for years, and I’m still unfinished.
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Sounds like Bob Ross had his happy little trees figured out faster than I can find my own zen forest! 🌳🖌️🤔
My morning routine consists of talking myself out of quitting my job.
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Trying to convince my alarm clock that I have a promising future as a professional napper 😴⏰😂
The retirement age needs to be lowered to 40, I’ve had enough.
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Totally agree, my life's been buffering since 39! 😂🕺📅