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"Oh, the betrayal of a 'seedless' watermelon revealing its true colors! 🍉🚫 Seeds, we meet again! Looks like this watermelon played a sneaky game of hide-and-seek with those seeds! 😂🙈 #SeedlessSurprise"

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My nickname in high school was “who?”

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My parents didn’t raise me to order something expensive when someone else is paying.

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Somebody somewhere today don’t know it’s their last day with all 10 fingers.

49 shares on WeChat this month:

What are some fun beginner crimes for someone getting into lawlessness?

13 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Responding to all selfies with “this should work.”

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Professor, set the time machine for right now. I’m trying to be more present.

97 shares on Discord this month:

Sometimes I feel like I’m cheating on my recliner with my loveseat, in case you were wondering how emotionally invested I am in laziness.

93 shares on Instagram this month:

Life is not a fairy tale. If you lose your shoe at midnight, you’re drunk.

28 shares on TikTok this month:

The female ability to be able to guess exactly which girl it is out of his 740 following.

41 shares on WhatsApp this month:

I should’ve gotten my affairs in order before I decided to bite into this hot pepper.

99 shares on WeChat this month:

They should invent a customer service center that isn’t “currently experiencing higher than normal call volume”.

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Never put off till tomorrow what you can do the day after tomorrow just as well.

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Just once I’d like my dog to give me a treat.

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Wonder if I should do something with my life, or kind of just continue to hang out.

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This too shall pass. It might pass like a kidney stone. But it will pass.

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Man, these end times are taking forever.

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Liking a post I don’t understand just to impress the algorithm.

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They should have made a pool raft that looked like a broken door when Titanic was in theaters. I bet it would have sold millions.

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Girl, are you an Uber driver? Because you are driving me to drink.

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Our parents used to drop us off at school with no water bottle, no phone and no snacks, yet somehow we survived.

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I’m pretty sure my husband’s favorite sound is the oven range fan turning on when I start making dinner.

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Inventor of pink lemonade: yes, exactly the same, but cute and for the girls.

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Saving up ketchup packets in the fridge so I can one day open my own restaurant.

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I only went to medical school to figure out where your arms are supposed to go when you sleep and they didn’t even teach us that.

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How coked up was the guy that came up with Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles?

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It’s so important to have people in your life who expand your snack horizons.

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I feel sorry for dogs. They learnt to fetch newspapers, but newspapers are dying. Killed by an internet driven by cats.

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Welcome to your 50s, where coffee is the new happy hour and mornings are the new hangover.

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I’m trying to be awesome today, but I’m too exhausted from being so awesome yesterday.

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I got Botox, and I asked the doctor, “How many years younger will this make me look?” and he was like, “Zero. You’ll just look like the other girls your age who have also gotten Botox.”

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Why did they have to bleep out everything R2D2 said?

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That moment when you cut into a seedless watermelon and find out it’s only allegedly seedless.

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