Trendy Funny Quotes

  • I’m sick of getting woken up at 6am by the bin men. I just want a nice sleep but they always insist that I get out of the bin before they collect it.
  • I need to hire someone to just constantly slap food out of my hand.
  • I’m not like other teenagers, I’m 51.
  • I don’t know if I’m still tired or already tired.
  • The food hits different when it ain’t yours.
  • Time is precious, waste it wisely.