That moment when you cut into a seedless watermelon and find out it’s only allegedly seedless. Funny Quotes September 22, 2023 FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppThat moment when you cut into a seedless watermelon and find out it’s only allegedly seedless. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 Where do they get the seeds to plant seedless watermelons? Watermelon. The fruit that comes with a workout. I bought a watermelon and all I can think about is filling it with vodka. I miss being the age where the most devastating thing in the world was when my sandwiches got cut into squares instead of triangles. “Cut my life into pieces” screamed the earthworm and threw itself in front of my spade.