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"Oh, the betrayal of a 'seedless' watermelon revealing its true colors! 🍉🚫 Seeds, we meet again! Looks like this watermelon played a sneaky game of hide-and-seek with those seeds! 😂🙈 #SeedlessSurprise"

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At least 80% of my day is spent holding back my inappropriate thoughts.

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No one flirts better than a guy who’s not interested in you.

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I’m giving up eating chocolate for a month. Sorry, bad punctuation. I’m giving up. Eating chocolate for a month.

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For my future, I wish for another planet and a ticket to get there.

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It used be called “talking to yourself” but the new term for it is “podcasting”.

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Technology has gone too far, man. My roommate is logged out of his lightbulbs because he forgot his password.

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I never oversleep in the mornings. I set an alarm and a back-up alarm. Plus, there’s also a noisy kid once those fail.

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May the hardest part of your day be getting the jeans over your butt.

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If there are parallel realities, I really hope they’re not as stupid as this one.

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Petition to bring back payphones in public places. I don’t want to give my kid a phone, I want to give him a quarter.

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It can be so healing to stay up until 3am. Unfortunately, it will also completely ruin your life.

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Ribbed condoms don’t even taste like ribs.

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I live in constant fear that some douchebag is going to show up to a bonfire with a guitar.

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Stretching isn’t enough. I need to be able to disassemble my body like Legos.

42 shares on Slack this month:

If it weren’t for this whole job thingy that pays me money, I’d become a professional nap taker.

50 shares on Twitch this month:

A beautiful woman should never have to send an email. Yet, such tragedies occur every day.

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I might be late to a lot of places, but the airport is not one of them.

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Can someone call my keys? I forgot where I put them.

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“Stop bouncing your leg!” It’s either this or I start screaming.

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I think some outfits just aren’t meant to be worn unless you’re getting straight into a car.

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Does anyone else stare at the dead body in movies to see if you can catch them breathing?

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We just accepted air fryers and never once questioned how air fries things.

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Sometimes the first step to forgiveness is realizing that the other person is completely stupid.

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Explain it to me like I’m 5 drinks in.

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Fake laughing at work is exhausting as hell, just leave me alone, bro.

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Sunday night: Super Bowl party! Monday morning: Toilet Bowl party!

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Silk is a crazy material. “I like your shirt,” thanks. It came out of a bug.

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I really miss my family… sized bag of crisps.

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Putting mental health before my education is a good idea until it affects my education, which affects my mental health, which affects my education.

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Once married, the woman takes over the entire closet and the man stores everything he owns in his left cargo pocket.

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A big F*** YOU to people driving small cars and pulling deep into parking spaces so I think I have a spot until the last second.

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My body feels like it’s aging in dog years.

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All we needed to be happy in the 90s was music and cigarettes.

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The great thing about having a mouse in your house is that I’m sure it’s just the one mouse, probably.

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No ChatGPT for me, thanks. I will be asking Liam Gallagher on Twitter.

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I am stoned and laying in bed reading, and the idea of Santa going on Ozempic popped into my head, and I whispered, “No!”

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That moment when you cut into a seedless watermelon and find out it’s only allegedly seedless.

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