Where do they get the seeds to plant seedless watermelons?

Where do they get the seeds to plant seedless watermelons?

Commentary:
Well, that’s a fruitbowl of paradox! 🤔🍉 Are they secretly growing seedless seeds? Do they have a seed black market? Or maybe unicorns are involved in this melon mystery? 🦄🌱 It truly is a riddle wrapped in a watermelon 🍉, or should I say, a seedless mystery wrapped in green! Let’s just enjoy the melons and leave the seed sourcing to the pros! 🌟

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