The pumpkin was invented in 1942 when a watermelon put on a pair of corduroys. Posted onMar 30, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:"Ah, the classic tale of when melons discovered fashion! ๐๐๐" Related funny posts ๐ค Where do they get the seeds to plant seedless watermelons? The Princess and the Pea, except itโs a rogue hair on the inside of my shirt driving me crazy all day. Life is not a fairy tale. If you lose your shoe at midnight, youโre drunk. One day youโre cool and then the next, you realize your favorite pair of pants are sweatpants from the grocery store. I don’t remember if I took my pills, but I can’t check because I can’t remember where I put my glasses.