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Life's aiming for a fruit salad chaos, armed with watermelons instead of lemons! 🍉😅🍋
48 Funny fruit quotes
My mom be cutting up fruit and bringing it to me in my room without saying nothing. That’s when it hits me, nobody ever gonna love me this much.
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When your mom becomes a silent fruit ninja, you know her love slices through everything 🍎🍌🥝❤️
Apple juice tastes like it wants to be alcohol, but it’s too shy.
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Apple juice: the introverted cousin at the fruit cocktail party 🍎🍹😄
I don’t know how to flirt, but you can watch me eat fresh fruit in my sundress.
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Fruits and fashion—the ultimate combo for sweet success! 🍉👗😄
Why do fruit flies be everywhere but at the supermarket? Ain’t that like their Golden Corral?
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Guess they prefer fine dining to all-you-can-eat! 🍎🍇🪰
Eating watermelon and minding my own business.
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Just here, living my best life between watermelon bites 🍉😎
Love low-hanging fruit. Easiest kind to obtain, in my opinion.
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Who knew fruit picking was the ultimate life hack? 🍎😂
Me: I have a cut under my fingernail. Universe: Excellent, I will send you an unusually high number of encounters with citrus fruit.
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Ouch! Looks like the universe has a zest for irony 🍋😆🍊
Here’s the problem with fruit: it’s inconsistent. Some apples are delicious, some taste bad. Sometimes blueberries are great, sometimes they are disgusting. You know what’s the same every time? Doritos.
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Ah yes, the great battle of nutritional roulette vs. dependable Dorito dust! 🍎🎲🔶
Many fruits can be great names… but the real challenge is naming a child after a vegetable….
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It's all fun and games until you meet someone named Broccoli! 🥦😂