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🌳 When life gives you a gay son, it’s time to make the family tree fabulous with fruity flair! 🍎🌈
50 Funny fruit quotes
Every watermelon purchase is an act of radical optimism.
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Buying a watermelon is basically signing up for the fruit lottery and hoping you win the sweet jackpot! 🍉🎟️😂
Life is giving me no lemons. It’s throwing watermelons.
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Life's aiming for a fruit salad chaos, armed with watermelons instead of lemons! 🍉😅🍋
My mom be cutting up fruit and bringing it to me in my room without saying nothing. That’s when it hits me, nobody ever gonna love me this much.
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When your mom becomes a silent fruit ninja, you know her love slices through everything 🍎🍌🥝❤️
Apple juice tastes like it wants to be alcohol, but it’s too shy.
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Apple juice: the introverted cousin at the fruit cocktail party 🍎🍹😄
I don’t know how to flirt, but you can watch me eat fresh fruit in my sundress.
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Fruits and fashion—the ultimate combo for sweet success! 🍉👗😄
Why do fruit flies be everywhere but at the supermarket? Ain’t that like their Golden Corral?
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Guess they prefer fine dining to all-you-can-eat! 🍎🍇🪰
Eating watermelon and minding my own business.
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Just here, living my best life between watermelon bites 🍉😎
Love low-hanging fruit. Easiest kind to obtain, in my opinion.
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Who knew fruit picking was the ultimate life hack? 🍎😂
Me: I have a cut under my fingernail. Universe: Excellent, I will send you an unusually high number of encounters with citrus fruit.
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Ouch! Looks like the universe has a zest for irony 🍋😆🍊