The feminine urge to turn you on and not do anything about it. Posted onFeb 3, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Turning you on: level expert ๐โจ Now, let the waiting game begin! ๐ฎ๐ Related funny posts ๐ Wiping my hands on my pants before I’m shaking someoneโs hand, so they spend the rest of the day wondering what I just touched. Forrest Gump is a haunting film about how long you have to wait for a bus in America. Life begins when you can afford it. Welcome to your 40sโฆ you can now use this as an excuse not to help a friend move. Youโre not lazy, youโre just buffering in HD.